Ambition has given way to desperation, and I lost the fight from my eyes.

[banzaikerri]

Gather 'round the ol' computer boys and girls, I'm going to tell you a tale--a long, but funny tale.

It all started one Thursday night. I arrived at the Illinois Theatre at 8:30 to change the marquee. I was informed that they were going to show Kill Bill: Vol. 2 early in order to accommodate young Eric's curfew. It was too late to gather the

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[skywalkerchick]

ahhh!! scary old man!!

[banzaikerri]

Tell me about it! I don't know what it is about me, but I seem to be some sort of creep magnet.

[veggiepatty]

that's the best story i've heard in a long time
i went to high-school with amber (she was in my class) and autumn was in my brother's grade
kewl kewl.....
yeah, i think you're my hero too for puking on the frat floor (but don't tell nina i said that cause she parties there quite often)....especially if they hang out at the dog pound a lot
i hate that bar
anyway....awesome story dude
later*

[banzaikerri]

Thanks!

I'll now either be idolized or known as That Girl That Threw Up on the Alpha Gamma Rho's Living Room.

[japandrea]

Nice. Very nice.

Good story, honey.

[banzaikerri]

Thank you. The best part: totally nonfiction. Or I suppose that can be construed as the worst part. Either way, it made for a good story. One to tell the kids.