Baa.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, baobh sent to me...
Twelve swords drumming
Eleven valkyries piping
Ten boots a-piercing
Nine accents knitting
Eight mythbusters a-crocheting
Seven tattoos a-scratching
Six corsets a-biting
Five shi-i-i-iny things
Four web comics
Three long drives
Two selling corsets
...and a wool in a chuck suchy.