My Big Fat Obnoxious Bao

[baozer]

I told a big fat lie to my supervisor today. Said I couldn't work this entire week because my family is dead-on serious about Chinese New Year. Told her we had to bow alot to our shrines, increasing our number of bows each night until the peak gong of midnight when we'd parade single-file to the cemetery and dig up our dead relatives and sing a

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[tubularthree]

it's the year of the monkey. =) CHristine

[baozer]

bao:"Oh, I think it's the year of the anteater or something."

[120]

Kerouac is what I named my car.

[baozer]

May your car become a depressed alcoholic. A cool one, nonetheless.

[baozer]

When you were demonstrating your ability to avoid foam while brushing your teeth. Loser. Yeah, real hot.

[angelspawn]

ahahahhaha, that's AWESOME. if i were working, i'd totally feed them the same line. you rule. but hey, r3 forms come out chinese new year. xx

[baozer]

I can't even begin to imagine where all that stuff/info on that is.

Though it's a bitch i have to trek home on wednesday and then come back for class, those precious red envelopes are worth all the trouble.

[baozer]

no, you're mah bizzitch. within this comment conversation, our friendship has suddenly become uncomfortably ghettofab.

birthday? so you don't appreciate Pho and Igby Goes Down, but it's ok. fyi, mine was saturday. this sounds like high school melodrama.

love, Bao