Canon compilation PART THREE: The Bodyswitching Incident
Yami no Matsuei
The Path to the King of Inventors, Professor Watari[Gaiden]
By Matsushita Yoko
Translated/Summarized by Theria
Translation Key
"Quotes" mean that someone is talking.
Unformatted text without quotes are narration that often appear in
boxes.
Italics are someone's thoughts.
Smaller font are comments outside of speaking
bubbles or thought boxes that are usually handwritten into the manga.
{Bracketed items} are comments by translator.
[Square bracketed items] are descriptions of something from the manga.
Watari: "Tatsumi is Royal Belgium Godiva chocolate."
Watari: "The boy is Swiss Lindt's Excellence."
Watari: "And then Tsuzuki is the eye-pleasing GuyLian seashell-shaped
chocolate..."
Watari: "Fufufufu...."
The path to the King of Inventors Watari-n Part Two!!!
{theria: Part 1 would be that failure that turned him and Tsuzuki into
kids, included at the end of Volume 6.}
Watari: "This time it's the Valentine Special plan!!"
Watari: "I'll have all three people as my test subjects!!!"
[The kanji written in front of Watari is given the pronunciation "gedou"
which can mean either heresy, pagan (from the Buddhist standpoint), or
a wicked person. It means the last in this case.]
[At the same time, elsewhere...]
Saya: "Yuma. Have you prepared everything?"
Yuma: [wink] "Of course, Saya. I said I'd buy the portions for
all of the male employees of the ShoKan bureau. (heart)."
Saya: "Tsuzuki-san has GuyLian's shell-shapeds naturally...Tatsumi-san
Godiva..."
Yuma: "Watari-san is Merry Nuts Chocolate (heart). Even
though it's domestic, it's cute and delicious."
Yuma: "And then for our Hisoka-kun! If you say Swiss, then it's
Lindt's!! Bitter Chocolate Excellence!!!!"
Saya: "It's the taste of bitter love!!!" Valentine
is the women's battlefield!
Saya: "And on White Day we'll get lots of purses, shoes, and
expeeeeeensive clothes in return."
[Unknowingly, the Hokkaidou Duo and Watari are both quickly approaching
a corner, from different directions.]
Yuma: "So let's give these out as quickly as possible (heart)."
Saya: "Yes, let's!!!"
"KYAA!!!"
[Glasses and chocolates are scattered as the three collide.]
Yuma: "Ow....www...."
Watari: [sitting on 003] "Ahhhhh------ you scared me there. Hey...you're
the Hokkaidou sisters aren't you."
{theria: Not literally sisters.}
Saya: "Why...Watari-san?"
Watari: [grabbing for his bag] "You two aren't hurt?"
Watari: "Here. You dropped this."
Yuma: "Soooorry. We were so busy talking..."
Yuma: [notices something] "Hm? Watari-san, did you receive that
from someone?"
[She's looking at the bag of chocolates in Watari's hands.]
Watari: "EH!? Ah...no... This is...that
is..."
Watari: [sparkling background and the "I am cool" look] "We...Well....you
could say that. Or something...?"
[Text: Time Limit, Man's (petty) Vanity.]
Text in between panels: Who are you...
Yuma: "We're also giving them out, so don't eat too much now~~~~"
Anyway, after we go to the Chief.
Watari: [rubbing his hands] "Thank you (heart). I'll
be waiting."
[Watari holds the face until they are finally gone.]
Watari: [big relief] AAAAAAAAAH------------!! That was too
close---!!!
Watari: Almost blew it before the experiment even began!!!
Dangerous times two.
Watari: This forbidden secret potion, the theme of my life's
work(research), the potion to change genders, even with interruptions has
now been completed...
Watari: I can't let this project die without even seeing
the results (on someone else)!!!
{Matsushita-sensei: That's kindof strange.}
[Lounge or something]
Tsuzuki: "Eh!? What was that!!? You'll give me this chocolate!?
Watari (heart)."
Watari: "Yep. Got a ton of them, so I'm giving some away."
Tsuzuki: [blissfully unaware] "Wai... (heart). Thank you (heart
heart). Bon appetit"
[Text box: The Experiment Commences.]
Watari: [eager with anticipation] "We...Well, Tsuzuki? Feel weird
or anything...?"
Tsuzuki: [mouth full] "Hm? Waat?"
Tsuzuki:"Iz good, tis (heart)."
[Tsuzuki may look like a kid but this isn't that kind of potion.]
Watari: That's strange---I thought it was instantaneous...
Watari: Did I make a mistake in the measurements?
Watari: "Here, what about this!?"
Tsuzuki: "Wai! Godiva!!"
Watari: "And this!!"
Tsuzuki: "Ah, Lindt!!"
Watari: "And this and that and that and this and-----!!!"
[The page can hold no more.]
[Watari is depressed.]
Watari: The experiment was a failure...
Watari: Just what did I do wrong...?
Watari: And I bought all of that expensive imported chocolate
just for it...
"GYAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't touch that, bastard!! I'LL KILL
YOU!!!"
[Watari arrives at the office.]
"Uwaaa--What is this! My line of sight is so low~~~!!!"
"Why did I have to become a bird!!!"
"Oh my------! This is perfect-------!!!"
"I'm just speechless----"
Watari: "What's all the fuss...?"
GuShoShin: [holding Tatsumi's folder...? Really peeved] "Watari-san...This
is your doing isn't it.......!!!"
Tatsumi in GuShoShin: "Just what did you put in the chocolates
this time!!!"
Hisoka in Tatsumi: "I...just gave the chocolate I got from Yuma-san
to Tsuzuki."
Tsuzuki in Saya: "You were using us as experimental specimens
again weren't you...!!!"
Saya in Hisoka: "Oh my (heart). I've become Hisoka-kun. Now I
can take that memorial picture with the Pink Hause..."
Hisoka in Tatsumi: "DON'T!!"
Watari: [remembering the bags] At that time, the bags...!!
Watari: "Wahaha--------!! So it's a success!!!"
Watari: "Miracuru-curu-curu Personality Exchanger Medicine!!!"
[The dark, scary aura of a chicken (:P) rises behind Watari.]
Watari: "Ha...."
{Matsushita-sensei: Scary...}
Tatsumi in GuShoShin: "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ONE MORE TIME!!!"
[Is this alright? ShoKan Bureau...Aaah, the path to the King of Professors
Watari-n is long and steep. END.]
The Path to the King of Inventors, Professor Watari[Gaiden]
By Matsushita Yoko
Translated/Summarized by Theria
Translation Key
"Quotes" mean that someone is talking.
Unformatted text without quotes are narration that often appear in
boxes.
Italics are someone's thoughts.
Smaller font are comments outside of speaking
bubbles or thought boxes that are usually handwritten into the manga.
{Bracketed items} are comments by translator.
[Square bracketed items] are descriptions of something from the manga.
Watari: "Tatsumi is Royal Belgium Godiva chocolate."
Watari: "The boy is Swiss Lindt's Excellence."
Watari: "And then Tsuzuki is the eye-pleasing GuyLian seashell-shaped
chocolate..."
Watari: "Fufufufu...."
The path to the King of Inventors Watari-n Part Two!!!
{theria: Part 1 would be that failure that turned him and Tsuzuki into
kids, included at the end of Volume 6.}
Watari: "This time it's the Valentine Special plan!!"
Watari: "I'll have all three people as my test subjects!!!"
[The kanji written in front of Watari is given the pronunciation "gedou"
which can mean either heresy, pagan (from the Buddhist standpoint), or
a wicked person. It means the last in this case.]
[At the same time, elsewhere...]
Saya: "Yuma. Have you prepared everything?"
Yuma: [wink] "Of course, Saya. I said I'd buy the portions for
all of the male employees of the ShoKan bureau. (heart)."
Saya: "Tsuzuki-san has GuyLian's shell-shapeds naturally...Tatsumi-san
Godiva..."
Yuma: "Watari-san is Merry Nuts Chocolate (heart). Even
though it's domestic, it's cute and delicious."
Yuma: "And then for our Hisoka-kun! If you say Swiss, then it's
Lindt's!! Bitter Chocolate Excellence!!!!"
Saya: "It's the taste of bitter love!!!" Valentine
is the women's battlefield!
Saya: "And on White Day we'll get lots of purses, shoes, and
expeeeeeensive clothes in return."
[Unknowingly, the Hokkaidou Duo and Watari are both quickly approaching
a corner, from different directions.]
Yuma: "So let's give these out as quickly as possible (heart)."
Saya: "Yes, let's!!!"
"KYAA!!!"
[Glasses and chocolates are scattered as the three collide.]
Yuma: "Ow....www...."
Watari: [sitting on 003] "Ahhhhh------ you scared me there. Hey...you're
the Hokkaidou sisters aren't you."
{theria: Not literally sisters.}
Saya: "Why...Watari-san?"
Watari: [grabbing for his bag] "You two aren't hurt?"
Watari: "Here. You dropped this."
Yuma: "Soooorry. We were so busy talking..."
Yuma: [notices something] "Hm? Watari-san, did you receive that
from someone?"
[She's looking at the bag of chocolates in Watari's hands.]
Watari: "EH!? Ah...no... This is...that
is..."
Watari: [sparkling background and the "I am cool" look] "We...Well....you
could say that. Or something...?"
[Text: Time Limit, Man's (petty) Vanity.]
Text in between panels: Who are you...
Yuma: "We're also giving them out, so don't eat too much now~~~~"
Anyway, after we go to the Chief.
Watari: [rubbing his hands] "Thank you (heart). I'll
be waiting."
[Watari holds the face until they are finally gone.]
Watari: [big relief] AAAAAAAAAH------------!! That was too
close---!!!
Watari: Almost blew it before the experiment even began!!!
Dangerous times two.
Watari: This forbidden secret potion, the theme of my life's
work(research), the potion to change genders, even with interruptions has
now been completed...
Watari: I can't let this project die without even seeing
the results (on someone else)!!!
{Matsushita-sensei: That's kindof strange.}
[Lounge or something]
Tsuzuki: "Eh!? What was that!!? You'll give me this chocolate!?
Watari (heart)."
Watari: "Yep. Got a ton of them, so I'm giving some away."
Tsuzuki: [blissfully unaware] "Wai... (heart). Thank you (heart
heart). Bon appetit"
[Text box: The Experiment Commences.]
Watari: [eager with anticipation] "We...Well, Tsuzuki? Feel weird
or anything...?"
Tsuzuki: [mouth full] "Hm? Waat?"
Tsuzuki:"Iz good, tis (heart)."
[Tsuzuki may look like a kid but this isn't that kind of potion.]
Watari: That's strange---I thought it was instantaneous...
Watari: Did I make a mistake in the measurements?
Watari: "Here, what about this!?"
Tsuzuki: "Wai! Godiva!!"
Watari: "And this!!"
Tsuzuki: "Ah, Lindt!!"
Watari: "And this and that and that and this and-----!!!"
[The page can hold no more.]
[Watari is depressed.]
Watari: The experiment was a failure...
Watari: Just what did I do wrong...?
Watari: And I bought all of that expensive imported chocolate
just for it...
"GYAAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't touch that, bastard!! I'LL KILL
YOU!!!"
[Watari arrives at the office.]
"Uwaaa--What is this! My line of sight is so low~~~!!!"
"Why did I have to become a bird!!!"
"Oh my------! This is perfect-------!!!"
"I'm just speechless----"
Watari: "What's all the fuss...?"
GuShoShin: [holding Tatsumi's folder...? Really peeved] "Watari-san...This
is your doing isn't it.......!!!"
Tatsumi in GuShoShin: "Just what did you put in the chocolates
this time!!!"
Hisoka in Tatsumi: "I...just gave the chocolate I got from Yuma-san
to Tsuzuki."
Tsuzuki in Saya: "You were using us as experimental specimens
again weren't you...!!!"
Saya in Hisoka: "Oh my (heart). I've become Hisoka-kun. Now I
can take that memorial picture with the Pink Hause..."
Hisoka in Tatsumi: "DON'T!!"
Watari: [remembering the bags] At that time, the bags...!!
Watari: "Wahaha--------!! So it's a success!!!"
Watari: "Miracuru-curu-curu Personality Exchanger Medicine!!!"
[The dark, scary aura of a chicken (:P) rises behind Watari.]
Watari: "Ha...."
{Matsushita-sensei: Scary...}
Tatsumi in GuShoShin: "YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ONE MORE TIME!!!"
[Is this alright? ShoKan Bureau...Aaah, the path to the King of Professors
Watari-n is long and steep. END.]