As promised, I will not cause you bodily harm..although I would oh so enjoy it. I would like to let you know what your little childish prank caused. I honestly don't know what I did to piss you off before this, but it hurt me more than it did Dauragon.
-Emotional distress - Dauragon flirted incredibly inappropriately with at least 6 other people..making offers of sexual natures and giving them thoughts that if acted upon, could leave people dead. He also was very patronizing to myself. It was infuriating and insulting.
-The first virus you gave him almost killed him permanently..he had to go in for an extensive 'therapy' treatment that took almost an entire day and a half..this one? It's taken well over 5 hours so far.
-That little fire? Thanks for trying to kill me. Have fun explaining it to Alba.
-Running instead of trying to defend yourself and giving a detailed explanation? 1) That proves you did it. 2) Sensitive, highly classified material should always be kept on a password guarded flash drive..in your pocket. Every business person knows this. I call bullshit on your claims of top ShinRa data being on that hard drive.
I do wholly apologize for resorting to what happened, but I am frankly sick and tired of fearing for my fiancee's life and my personal emotional health at every turn of the week. If one resorts to dirty tactics, they will be returned and I am willing to take the consequences with this concerning the Headmaster's impending inquiry. Although, I do have a claim of self defense as this prank put Dauragon's life and the well-being of everyone in the community in jeopardy.
So, I have a proposal for you:
-Tifa needs you more than ever right now. Her and your child. Since she is less than halfway through the first trimester, her body is about to go through even more hormonal changes..and in turn, emotional changes. Be there for her. Comfort her when she needs to be comforted. If she wants Chinese food at 3 am and Mexican at 5 am? You go get it for her without complaining.
-Leave anything and anyone pertaining to myself and Dauragon alone for good.
-And in an attempt to dislodge that oak trunk from your ass, you will sign up for Jenet's fashion show..and you will act like you're slightly amused to be there. Dauragon probably got you to do the hot body thing to lighten the hell up and learn to enjoy life.
Adhere to these 3 conditions and I won't get you expelled for malicious arson and attempted murder. If you try to retaliate, I can still go to the media in your land with information about a child out of wedlock. The public tends to frown upon people in high places over things such as this.
Are these acceptable? I am willing to negotiate if you are.
As a final note, yes, that is mint extract in that vial. Tifa is to add some to her morning tea. It will not cure the morning sickness, but it will help curb it. I'm also told that a little fruit yogurt helps as well.
Tifa dearest, I would like to talk to you later if you are free/willing to.