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[bar_wench]

My toilet paper packet says:

Unique micro-quilting technology.

I remember when 'embossed' was adequate.
Phrases like that make me smile like they must their authors when being written.

funny funny world

Comments

[the_great_gnu]

what next?

instead of "Perfumed" or "Scented" maybe:

Unique De-ionised aromatic enhancement

[bar_wench]

bahahahaha that's exactly right

[bar_wench]

i notice that since youve become a worthless, lazy bum you've been posting on elle-jay more often than ever.

you suck.

-amanda

[bar_wench]

fuck you.

I'm unemployed, it's my duty to be an internet nerd.

DUTY!!!!!!!!!!