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Dec 19, 2005 06:51

This is probably a weird thing to have as an entry, but who gives a shit? I'd rather know my hard earned money didn't go to waste ( Read more... )

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_angel_dust December 18 2005, 05:53:41 UTC
hahah your still pimping that shit

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bar_wench December 19 2005, 04:15:21 UTC
i know :( but I finally found a taker!

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bassetgirl December 18 2005, 10:44:22 UTC
I have absolutely no frigging idea what the hell this post was about.

I dunno what or who Brenda Diane is, but if you wanna give me $45 worth of some mystery commodity, I shall be happy to receive it in the post /by courier / pick it up in person from the man in the green shirt at the airport, using the code phrase "did you order the steak Diane for your wife Brenda".

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bar_wench December 19 2005, 04:17:18 UTC
Bahahahahaha! Next time I'm smuggling drugs or fruit, I'll know who to call. It's just a brand of medicine, but I didn't want to embarrass anybody.

You can have some illegally imported pawpaw ointment instead :)

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busty_st_clair December 18 2005, 17:07:06 UTC
it sounds like you are giving away a vibrator.

Working in a job where your bent over and your boss claims that it looks inviting from behind then suttley brushes your breast sucks too. Jan first we can look for work together.

What the fuck are you looking for anyway??

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bar_wench December 19 2005, 04:14:40 UTC
oh yeah. I quit.

I can't fucking email you because the only email address i have is for telstra! what's your proper one?

Plus I can't get centrelink for six weeks coz I quit. But i had to! I had to! They were making me work 60-65 hours a week for $500! who would do that? I may as well not have the single day off, I may as well just sleep there.

Oh well, you and me and meaghan and krizza can all look for jobs together.

PS- I AM giving away a vibrator.

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bar_wench December 19 2005, 04:19:38 UTC
PPS - all I want is a frigging christmas casual postion ANYwhere and I've handed my stupidly over qualified resume in at about three hundred different places and all anybody does is read it and say: Elissa James? She sounds like a total stinkbot. Let's throw this in the rubbish!
And then their cronie says: sure, boss!

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busty_st_clair December 19 2005, 17:04:52 UTC
stinkbot is the term i would best use to describe yourself!

yes, i knew you quit but i gather you understood the context of the question by your suffix. If it makes you feel better i spelt subtle wrong. I really hate seeing my stupid spelling/grammatical errors on this thing, but that is just a point of anal rentitivity on my part i think.

ferin@telstra.com is my e-mail. Use it at will. Give it to your friends and dealers of low quality porn.

Talking porn, I'll take the vibrator...send to 8 Jevon's house
Alexandra Rd
London
NW8 0SG
These cold, lonely London nights just got more interesting...or not.

Who cares.

Your in Job Hunting#
Ms E Foster
C.E.O. of the Craptacular Society.

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sikat December 18 2005, 23:44:03 UTC
i take diane

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bar_wench December 19 2005, 04:11:45 UTC
cool dude it's all yours. I'll give it to amanda next time I see her and she'll pass it on.

thanks champ :)

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sikat December 20 2005, 00:23:05 UTC
hey ool

can i give you anything for it?

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bar_wench December 20 2005, 06:51:18 UTC
a job? Bahahahahahahahaha! NEVER!! I'm going completely insane from my constant rejection. Nah, I don't want anything for it, I'm a firm believer in the old generosity game. If we all play, what a fun time we'll have. (did I mention insane?)

See you round like a rissole.

Oh, and don't forget to have a holly jolly christmas :)

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