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only fifteen days til i put my wisdom teeth on ebay.
the countdown is on.
if anyone is interested, watch this space, or search for "human body parts" on ebay.
uncie moe? my sodee's too cold, my teef hurt!
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Well... jury duty's over and I can talk about it as much as I like because the dude's a cinvicted crim now. It was HORRIBLE when we read out the verdicts, I'm so glad I wasn't the foreperson. When they read out the first charge and said 'How say you?' and the foreperson replied 'Guilty', the accused's mother started crying. In the silent courtroom ( Read more... ) -
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New favourite activity: reading the sarcastic horoscopes in the Good Weekend each week. I love this weeks' especially ( Read more... ) -
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That's right, I'm here to tell you all about my exstensive wardrobe. First it begins with some electric blue lurex trousers and it ends nicely with a medieval style glomesh tunic. The best part of all is that the lot is for sale on ebay. Simply visit ( Read more... ) -
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I decided to upload some new pictures coz I was bored. Feel free to change them back chump head, I'm not fussed. This one I've got on at the moment is interesting though because it's actually an inflatable sex doll. This should interest you, scottie, being manga related and all ( Read more... ) -
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its funny how my friends pretend to be my friend. theyre all like 'y0, you suck, niggs!" and i'm all like "y0 momma!"
but then my "friends" pretend theyre my friends and they're all like "omg, we should TOTALLY catch up. i so totally miss you" but we never 'catch up'. not even when i make all the effort.
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i just want everyone to know that im at uni (as usual) and some guy sitting across from me has really REALLY bad breath... he's at least a metre and a half away... and he isnt even facing me directly but fuck... its bad ( Read more... ) -
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LJ Interests meme results
- burnie mc cinders:
self explanatory - digitally enhanced disney porn:
what's better than disney porn? Why only the digitally enhanced variety - hella:
there's nothing like an adjective for describing something - kubrik films:
why that crazy old mysoginist could sure make a mean flick - mr hell:
funniest freaking shit this side of the ( Read more... )
- burnie mc cinders:
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keel that 'blue haired' the pirate tried to haul from my personal booty:
-vegemite
-fire extinguisher
-blender
-lesagne
-red scarf
keel that 'blue haired' the pirate managed to haul:
-many fine pieces of gold from my treasure chest
arr.
happy talk like a pirate day everyone. i mean, buccaneers.
-amanda