36th dish - voice;japanese

[baratiesbest]

[The feed clicks on and the first thing that transmits is a pained groan followed by what can only be the cracking of stiff joints. The cook sounds a bit disoriented and just a little pissed off.]

Fucking hell... let's never do that again.

Ace. I'm going to fucking kill you.

[ooc: long story short, Sanji got hit by Anemone's mero mero beam and spent

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[prodigal_axe]

[And Shinjiro sounds grumpy-- mostly because he's barely gotten any sleep in that past 24 hours.]

Just what the hell was that?

[baratiesbest]

A damn Devil Fruit. Don't know which one or what it actually did, but there's no doubt about it.

[prodigal_axe]

I'll tell you what it did. Turned you into a fucking statue somehow... still not sure how she did--

Wait a minute. What's Ace got to do with this?

[baratiesbest]

It did what? Fucking hell... I suppose it could've been worse. A lot worse, actually.

[Locked, hackable]

It came from his damn tree. He was supposed to get rid of that shit but I guess he missed a few. I'm sure you can fill in the blanks from there.

[dontcallmegol]

Whoa, hey, wait a second. What did I do?

[baratiesbest]

Oh, I think you know.

[dontcallmegol]

I tried to talk to her Sanji, she wouldn't listen to me.

[baratiesbest]

That's not the fucking point. She shouldn't have been able to eat that thing in the first place!

[threesword]

.............?

[baratiesbest]

...gonna say something, shitty marimo?

[threesword]

What the hell happened?

[locked]

[baratiesbest]

You know those damn Devil Fruits that vanished?

Yeah. Miss Anemone ate one. At least we know what it does.

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[Excuse me but why is my family trying to kill each other again?]

What?! Wh-what happened?!

[locked]

[baratiesbest]

[Because certain members of your family still can't lock the fucking door. That's why 8( ]

Miss Anemone got hold of a Devil Fruit.

1/2 [locked]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

ANEMONE?!

[locked]

[bokuwadoctaaa]

[This is too much for a little reindeer to handle. He's just going to... take an abrupt seat on the floor.]

D-did she--

What happe--

Wh-which was--

How--

[/spontaneously commentlogs at]

[pilot_princess]

[And once she wakes up a bit from her half-drunk stupor and hears him, the tears once again start and she runs over to ambush the cook with a hug.]

Saaaaanji! You're not a roooock! I'm so sor-hic!--rryyyy!

[omai, you surprise me with your commentlogs!]

[baratiesbest]

[And he can't help but flinch as she comes closer - one go was enough, he'd rather not do it again anytime soon. But all seems okay so he catches her by the arms, just in case she falls over. ]

Oi oi! Relax, I'm just fine!

[I'm working on my commentlog surprise attacks~]

[pilot_princess]

[She's not really sure if it's fully over or not, but the table had returned to normal too, so she's guessing it's okay. And she's just so glad he's not stoned--or even, that it's reversible--that she just has to hug him and feel warmth and a heartbeat.

She looks up at him, tears spilling yet smiling in relief.]

I turned you into stoooone! You were a rock! And I'm reeeeally sorry!

[you've made great progress with your surprise commentlog attacks!]

[baratiesbest]

[Oh, she'd definitely be feeling a heartbeat there. The look on her face is enough to quicken his pulse significantly, sending his blood pounding through his veins. He smiles in reassurance, bringing up a hand to wipe away those tears with his thumb]

Hey, you didn't know that was going to happen! I'm fine, really. No harm done!