I hope this works:
My dating personality profile.
Your dating personality profile:
Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative
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I think the logic for the conservative thing is that opposites attract. Sadly, the thing with politics is that's the kind of thing that people want in other people- people won't see themselves in each other, so much as they see people who are living their life ethically.
Like- it wants to match you up with Ann Coulter, is how I'm reading this. Maybe the point it's trying to make is that you are so sexually frustrated that you would fuck her. You might be like "I'm sure you're doing so much better, buddy," but let me state that I'm on the record (in someone else's livejournal comments) as wanting to feed her to sharks while she's menstruating. And I mean, online dating- you might want to kill her, but the computer knows that you'll wait until afterwards.
Brian Nicholson
p.s. I won't let you use the phrase "feed a menstruating ann coulter to sharks" in your stand-up, despite it's awesomeness.
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