Back in my day, we didn't have pirates; we hit people with big clubs, and we liked it! Ugh, you smell like cheap rum! Why don't you take a bath? And wipe your feet when you come in here! Didn't your mother teach you any manners?
Hey, wait...did you say "Talk Like a Pirate Day"?
Oh, consarn it! I thought it was "Talk Like A Grumpy Old Man Day"! I'm so embarrassed!
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Hey, wait...did you say "Talk Like a Pirate Day"?
Oh, consarn it! I thought it was "Talk Like A Grumpy Old Man Day"! I'm so embarrassed!
Say, where did I put my teeth?
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