magical mystery hobos and make-up artists

[barbed_wire_fly]

so i'm really gonna need random people I meet to stop telling me about my life just by seeing me. yay...but at the same time...she was staggeringly on point. So hurray about my life and my future. boo about the current.

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[eightyeleven]

what's wrong with the present?

[anonymous]

So here I am again, your ever-annoying alto, just to say hi. Random people who predict the future by a single look, eh? Did she predict anything along the lines of you getting laid anytime soon? Maybe with a little cheesy-70's-show in the background to compliment the moment...that sounds nice. This person would have to be gorgeous, of course (for God's sake, no more braces!), and...well...actually, that's about it. Just someone with a pretty little face and nothin' in the noggin'. Sounds just right for you. :-) You should really consider the guy depicted above. He fits that description perfectly.

[anonymous]

P.S.
A picture of Matthew McConaughey was supposed to show up but I don't think it worked. Damn it all!