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Why did the chicken cross the road?because the lil fucker was suicidalwhy do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?because the world decided to give losers something to think about If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?they dont have to, but they all do because with a missing swimming partner, who has the will to live and breathe? lolIf you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?beige, silly! everybody knows that!Why do they report power outages on TV?because of those new fangled battery powered tvsWho's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?the same cruel person who would name a very hairy animal a 'bear'If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospitalwell it's either that or playing "how long can i squeeze my IV til i pass out" -the first one gets better publicityIf a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?you want me to add "ical" to "test" right? okay fine- TESTICLE- there ya go- laugh, ya know you want toIf con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?congress- now what message does that send about congress?Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?& isnt it sad that just b/c you go to some school to learn about something, you get a job and now you're a profession when 1/2 the ppl dont even know wtf they're doing?If God sneezed, what would you say?pink elephantIf you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???well after being scared half to death twice i'd think you'd die- FROM A HEART-ATTACKIf Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waistwell water makes guys shrink- imagine how disappointed his fans would be if they saw him in that condition!Do fish ever get thirsty?i dont know, let's ask the little mermaid and all of her sea-related friends, shall we? If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick?well stickers are made for sticking on different things, not non-stick pans so yes it would stick because a non stick pan is made for food 2 not stick not stickers 2 not stickWhy does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?hotwheels are the ..1 leading cause of deathIf Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?does the term orgy come into mind?If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?because i'm sure there are a few more things 'sides ignorance that causes blissDid you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and continued on 20if you didnt get that, the rest of the q is on the next lineanyone going fast than you is a maniac?no, it's if anyone is going slower than you they're an asshole, and if anyone's going faster than you they're an bastardDo vegitarians eat animal crackers?well if you quickly bite off the crackers head in a fast, painless motion, i'm sure they wouldnt mind. as long as the cracker isnt mistreatedIf all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?the girl in that's in her own bubble randomly dancing at the most inappropriate timesIf a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?HECK YES! what tree wouldnt?If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?it's only rape if you dont want itIf Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?no, they would be called 'easy targets'If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?who actually thinks about these things? the dictionary cant spell it wrong- if 'sexy' was in the dictionary as 'sexxy' that's how it's now spelledDO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?no i dont- and maybe THAT'S why so many blind people are so unhappy...Since history never stops, when does the future begin?history: 1 second behind us- ex. me reading the question is now history***Present: now- me typing***Future: 1 second from now- what i'm going to say: ho *one second later* hoHow do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?it's a secretIf 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?b/c they like to close in the middle of the day and laugh at the idiots who think they're opening the door wrongWhy is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?why did eddie murphy try to make an album?If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, h...does ADD mean anything to you?If the ..2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called ..2 insted of ..1?first the worstWhy do croutons come in an air tight package? isnt it just stale bread?*pretends this question was never asked*Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?no, it would be called 'deformed'Is it tuna or chicken?ask Jessica SimpsonIf I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it continued on 38*skips to next line*then why do i have to clap my hands?for the sight impairedWhat is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?well it depends on what the odds are to find out the probabilityIf we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job?let's grab a water-proof towel and a solar-powered flashlight and go to the beach tonightIf no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?keeps us nieve folk busyIf it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?when it's better!Is it really fun to Wang Chung?psh HECK YESIf a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?it's naked AND homelessWhat's the Sound of one hand clapping?the world may never know...If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?idk what color it is inside of you, but i'm guessin in a day or 2 it's gonna look like you puked skittles in ur toilet...Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?that always bothered me... AND WHY WONT THEY LET THAT POOR RABBIT HAVE SOME TRIX?How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?if a wood chuck chucked wood, he'd chuck a lot of wood because he's a wood chuck that chucked WOOD
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anyway, join if you want
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funny questions SERIOUSLY ULL LOVE THIS SURVEY
Created by stefani8 and taken 443 times on Bzoink
Why did the chicken cross the road?because the lil fucker was suicidalwhy do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?because the world decided to give losers something to think about If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?they dont have to, but they all do because with a missing swimming partner, who has the will to live and breathe? lolIf you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?beige, silly! everybody knows that!Why do they report power outages on TV?because of those new fangled battery powered tvsWho's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?the same cruel person who would name a very hairy animal a 'bear'If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospitalwell it's either that or playing "how long can i squeeze my IV til i pass out" -the first one gets better publicityIf a quiz is quizzical. Then what's a test?you want me to add "ical" to "test" right? okay fine- TESTICLE- there ya go- laugh, ya know you want toIf con is the opposite of pro, what's the opposite of progress?congress- now what message does that send about congress?Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?& isnt it sad that just b/c you go to some school to learn about something, you get a job and now you're a profession when 1/2 the ppl dont even know wtf they're doing?If God sneezed, what would you say?pink elephantIf you got scared half to death twice, would you be dead???well after being scared half to death twice i'd think you'd die- FROM A HEART-ATTACKIf Donald Duck doesnt wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waistwell water makes guys shrink- imagine how disappointed his fans would be if they saw him in that condition!Do fish ever get thirsty?i dont know, let's ask the little mermaid and all of her sea-related friends, shall we? If you stick a sticker on a non stick pan would it stick?well stickers are made for sticking on different things, not non-stick pans so yes it would stick because a non stick pan is made for food 2 not stick not stickers 2 not stickWhy does it say on CHILDRENS tylenol not to operate heavy machinery?hotwheels are the ..1 leading cause of deathIf Barbie is so popular, then whey do you have to buy her friends?does the term orgy come into mind?If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?because i'm sure there are a few more things 'sides ignorance that causes blissDid you notice anyone goin slower than you is an idiot, and continued on 20if you didnt get that, the rest of the q is on the next lineanyone going fast than you is a maniac?no, it's if anyone is going slower than you they're an asshole, and if anyone's going faster than you they're an bastardDo vegitarians eat animal crackers?well if you quickly bite off the crackers head in a fast, painless motion, i'm sure they wouldnt mind. as long as the cracker isnt mistreatedIf all the world is a stage, what part are you playing?the girl in that's in her own bubble randomly dancing at the most inappropriate timesIf a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?HECK YES! what tree wouldnt?If a guy raped a prostitute should he be charged for shoplifting too?it's only rape if you dont want itIf Hooters delivered would they be called knockers?no, they would be called 'easy targets'If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?who actually thinks about these things? the dictionary cant spell it wrong- if 'sexy' was in the dictionary as 'sexxy' that's how it's now spelledDO you believe in love at frist sight? What about blind people?no i dont- and maybe THAT'S why so many blind people are so unhappy...Since history never stops, when does the future begin?history: 1 second behind us- ex. me reading the question is now history***Present: now- me typing***Future: 1 second from now- what i'm going to say: ho *one second later* hoHow do people grow seedless grapes if there's no seeds to grow them?it's a secretIf 7 - 11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?b/c they like to close in the middle of the day and laugh at the idiots who think they're opening the door wrongWhy is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?why did eddie murphy try to make an album?If your floating down a river in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, h...does ADD mean anything to you?If the ..2 pencil is so popular, then why is it called ..2 insted of ..1?first the worstWhy do croutons come in an air tight package? isnt it just stale bread?*pretends this question was never asked*Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?no, it would be called 'deformed'Is it tuna or chicken?ask Jessica SimpsonIf I am happy and I know it and my face will surely show it continued on 38*skips to next line*then why do i have to clap my hands?for the sight impairedWhat is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?well it depends on what the odds are to find out the probabilityIf we use our dirty hands to get clean with soap, does that do the job?let's grab a water-proof towel and a solar-powered flashlight and go to the beach tonightIf no one's perfect then how come we have to practice?keeps us nieve folk busyIf it will all be better in the end, how do you know when the end is?when it's better!Is it really fun to Wang Chung?psh HECK YESIf a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?it's naked AND homelessWhat's the Sound of one hand clapping?the world may never know...If you swallow a rainbow what color does it turn?idk what color it is inside of you, but i'm guessin in a day or 2 it's gonna look like you puked skittles in ur toilet...Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?that always bothered me... AND WHY WONT THEY LET THAT POOR RABBIT HAVE SOME TRIX?How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?if a wood chuck chucked wood, he'd chuck a lot of wood because he's a wood chuck that chucked WOOD
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