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[barbles]

Dear yummy4mummyI don't really know how to tell you this, but uur horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up in your apartment and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're emotional enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your photo as a memory. You

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[yummy4mummy]

Ahem! My, return letter (using Brodie's answers)

Dear Barbles,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it when you cuffed me at the mental hospital
and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your love letters to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.

Greetings to your freaky family
yummy4mummy

[imjustafacade]

hahahahha