I thought that as well and here are the reasons I came up with:
1) He was trying to groom for a girlfriend 2) It was just a bad "light the fart joke" gone awry 3) He just picked up the Home Vasectomy kit 4) He was drunk and talking to "the little head" in this case that would be the one between his shoulders
I mean, if he's grooming, I want to suggest that he use a razor instead, but I don't think I'd trust him with sharp objects at all, let alone in the vicinity of his johnson.
Just wrap him in bubble wrap that should protect him... Personally I'm all for letting him err "do" himself in. One less shallow swimmer in the deep end.
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He sure won't be dippin his wick in anything hot for awhile.
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I'm certainly glad I did though. HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Oh, and the clinical term for 'tucking oneself in' is 'making the man-gina' :p. Y'know...just for future reference.
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I wonder if anyone else here fears for our species as much as I do.
If you've seen the movie Idiocracy... this guy would be the Prez.
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Well one good thing, with all that heat he probably won't be able to reproduce for awhile. *smirk*
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*blinkblinkblink*
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...but why?
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1) He was trying to groom for a girlfriend
2) It was just a bad "light the fart joke" gone awry
3) He just picked up the Home Vasectomy kit
4) He was drunk and talking to "the little head" in this case that would be the one between his shoulders
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Personally I'm all for letting him err "do" himself in. One less shallow swimmer in the deep end.
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Oh, and also NOT SET HIS PUBIC HAIR ON FIRE! although the biggest puzzle for me is still why did he videotape the event?!
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Ummm... His new penis trick? he needs a new one after that trick
Ummm... The slogan "Weiner.. the other white meat" confused him and he thought he'd try to eat himself while videotaping it?
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