I'll sleep with any guy on the Mexican soccer team who scores a goal...

[barcelona9]

And I'll sleep with the whole team if they win against Portugal, because man do I want to see them get into at least semi-finals. They're generally a good team, but sometimes they're crapshit like today's match against Angola. Damn... did they bite the big one, and I have to admit Angola's goalee was amazing and pretty cute. Because I want the

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Worldly Whores

[oceaneyed8]

It sounds even hotter in Spanish.

Italy and the US tied! Italy is three points ahead of them in their division, and personally, I'm pulling for those hot ass Italian men. I'd gladly give myself to the team if they keep playing well. Let's whorify the World Cup together!

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[barcelona9]

Everything sounds hotter in Spanish.

Hell yes! Hot ass Italian men have to go on to the Round of 16, because who wants to watch a team (the U.S.) with only 3 hot guys on it advance? Dude, I would give myself enthusiastically to the following teams even if they didn't win: Italy, Sweden, Holland, Spain, and the Angolese goalkeeper. Personally, I would only willingly sleep with Mexico's captain even if the team didn't win, but the rest of the Mexican team is kind of lacking in the aesthetic department so they need to score goals for me to sleep with them. Fuck yeah, let's whorify the World Cup!!!!!! You and me, baby, let's tire out all the hot players before they play in the 2010 World Cup.