CYBORGED!

[bard_bloom]

I have been assimilated!
I am now a cyborg with a part-titanium skeletal structure!
I have powers far beyond those of my mere fleshy frame!
Such as - being able to chew on both sides of my mouth!
And - having one tooth that is probably cavity-proof!

Comments

[archadia]

Congratulations, my dear!

[veijukka]

I'd like to have at least one tooth that's cavity proof...

[sythyry]

For a mere six dentist visits and few thousand dollars, you, too, could have one!

[veijukka]

Yuck!

[rowyn]

The $6,000 Neuter!