The Expiration of the "Novelty Warranty" at Places of Employment

[bardian]

Every morning as I wake up to go to work with nothing but dread in my core. Everything that I have ever hated becomes embodied in that circular "Einstein Bros. Bagels" sign that stands on the side of Fort Union. I have served so many "Plain bagel, toasted, with strawberry schmear"s that the concept of having any bagel with cream cheese is now

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[blasword]

If you can get here before you need to immediately be back in school I will show you a real bagel.