A Note from Your Friendly Neighbourhood Barista

[bardintraining]

Dear People:

I do not sell Iced Capps or Frappuchinos, and the words Double Double and Venti mean NOTHING to me.

Once we get ice in, I sell smoothies, iced chai, and mocha frappes. No brand names. Frappes are rather bitter.

I don't have whipped cream or chocolate sprinkles--we make no money off that and space is at a premium here.

I have a small and a

Comments

[my_daroga]

No shit, man. Pardon the vulgarity.

Amen, in other words.

[anonymous]

Em,

*hugs* As one barista to another, I feel the pain. Tell the Czech erotica writing, speech impediment swearing, cell phone chatting bastards to go fuck themselves.

Love you hon.

[kelaina]

It's J, btw. Sorry.

[bardintraining]

Heehee awesome. I didn't know you were a barista! :D
I'm so ready for my gig to end in August, though--a year of coffee for a non-coffee-drinker is more than enough. It's a cool line of work, in its own way, though.
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