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[bared_ambition]

Considering I haven't written this for nothing, may I refer the new arrivals to this guide? Please refrain from being irritating with asking things that are already stated, however. With that aside, help yourself.

Let me know if I have missed something.

Comments

[knd_numbuhfour]

...I'm not reading that! It's too long.

Are you the nice talking lion Tino told me about?

[bared_ambition]

I don't see how your short attention span is any of my concern.

It depends of what this dear Tino has told about said lion. Perhaps it is me, perhaps it is Nala. Who knows? I honestly doubt I am supposed to be the 'nice' lion. That would be Nala's department.

[ooc; sorry, but the panicked icon somehow didn't seem appropriate XD and strike not hackable.]

[knd_numbuhfour]

I don't have a short attention span!

All he said was that there was a nice talking lion who knew an alien. There are two talking lions here? Cool! I didn't even no lions could talk.

((XD No worries.))

[bared_ambition]

Of course not. Then I suppose you must be afraid of a large amount of text. I never knew letters could be this terrifying. I am curious; have they ever attempted to attack you while you were sleeping?

Considering all the different species around here, which you didn't know because you didn't read, a lot of creatures can fit under the category of 'alien'. Tell your friend to be a little more specific?

Apparently, that is not all that you don't know. How surprising...

[capytndrednot]

Sorry if I've been a bother, Mr. Lion. When I got here there wasn't a giant glowing sign thingy telling me to go read that! It would have been very helpful had there been one though.

The whole talking animal thing is just surprising. Twelve years of animals not speaking a word to me and now there's... well only two talking to me but that's still a whole lot more than before!

What's the other lion's name? If it makes you guys annoyed I'd rather know her name than keep calling her Nice Talking Lion.

[bared_ambition]

Which was why I had posted this. My apologies for lacking the ability to glow, however.

Like I've said at least three times before, her name is Nala. And in case you somehow need to know mine, I am Scar.

[capytndrednot]

I... don't believe I've been here long enough to see you mention her name.

Thanks though, and um nice to meet you as well, Scar? I guess you and Nala are from the same place, then?

[bared_ambition]

...I suppose I must have confused you with someone else, then. You humans look the same to me.

Oh, how did you guess?

[ooc; sorry, epic fail from the mun here XD]

[otherdestiny]

Well, that makes sense. Sort of.

[bared_ambition]

As much as it is possible to make sense, considering this location.

[cryopathic]

My, haven't you been lying low.

Missed a holiday, at that. I don't suppose you care for sweets? I find myself with a rather alarming amount of them in my possession, and I'm hardly planning consume them all.

[bared_ambition]

Indeed. Perhaps I was in mere need of a break from the general stupidity around here. I am not too mournful about the holiday, however.

I don't see why I shouldn't try anything new.

[ooc; strike not there. And it's entirely his mun's fault, too D: SORRY SCAR! And Scar + sweets = LOL]

[cryopathic]

Mm, perhaps. I do know how wearying idiocy the tedium of this place can be.

Wonderful. I'll drop them off, then-- which room do you reside it, again?

[ooc: Strikes gone~ I find the idea of Vexen and Scar bonding over sweets loltastic. :|]

[bared_ambition]

I am glad we have a mutual understanding.

Very well. I reside in 57, on the third floor. I suppose a thank you is in order.

[ooc; me too XD I do wonder how he'll open the wrappings, though XD]