One time I met a girl named jill
To remember when, I am not able
But when I was a senior
She started sitting at our table
We got her a ticket to Lord of the Rings
for midnight on the first day
But she got sick and couldn't come
Everyone was in dismay
She made a shirt
"I dig through trash"
and made a poor boy wear it
That poor boy DID dig through trash
But, and
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