i just want to take this moment to say.....................

AAAARGH!

no, i didn't do this

but I laughed my little head off

HAPPY EARLY VALENTIMES DAY, EVERYONE!

Some of you may ask, "What is the devastatingly goregous Miss Johns doing for HER Valentine's Day? Does she have plans to snuggle with Gerry?"

No, silly children. I shall celebrate my V-Day in a much more interesting manner.

More to come soon.

Perhaps even pictures.

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