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[barefoothespian]

So I can't dance. And Im not talking about sticking my dick in a girls ass, I mean like simple dance steps are completely foreign to me. At dance call for R&J I was a complete idiot. I don't think you understand how simple the moves were, and yet I still can't function! I need help.

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[garagebands_usa]

aww you'll get it, dont worry

...and even if you dont, just view it as one step further away from becoming a drag queen ;)

[garagebands_usa]

Oh, and if it makes you feel any better, I was reminded today of the fact that I cant pronounciate words correctly to save my life. I seriously need voice lessons...its pathetic.

no wonder i had to become a techie :P

[citizenatticus]

You are so graphic....ha ha I love it...

[misteroffensive]

You know, here in America "Dancing" and "Anal Sex" are not synomonus.

[thestopstops112]

dammit. I was going to make that joke.

[favorsforfavors]

I was really contemplating coming to see you soon, if that's alright.

[ilovehugh]

Maybe your problem is you keep stickin it up there