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The is a heart condition/affliction/thingie called angina pectorus (or something like that) for which one takes nitroglycerin pills. It is not pronounced mangina clitoris.

There are some songs here that you should probably check out. If you hate them, that's pretty much just your issue. If they were good enough for Jesus, they're good enough for

Johnny A is amazing, as is this.


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Brandeis wants to pay me thirty-three thousand dollars to go there next year. How sweet is that? Pretty sweet I'd say. That and I did my Middlebury interview today and I think it went alright. I may be able to do this whole college thing after all ( Read more... )

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Mmmmmm...
What a lovely evening.

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Fuck y'all. Right in the face.

Cars that are stupid fucking cunts:
My car.
Probably some other cars that have broken down at inopportune moments.
My car.

Ok, fine, it's not really mine. But it's still a cunt.
Sorry I missed your show guys.
Now I guess I'm just going to have to sit around and watch pornography or something.
Fuckin' cunt.

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