RL sucks but I've got new fic dammit

Mar 07, 2007 19:14

Title: That Thing We'll Never Talk About. Ever.
Author: Barkeep
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: (that's part of the thing we'll never talk about... ever)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: "I mean, at what point did this veer into weird for you?"

A/N: This is crack. Complete crack. It's not my fault. I blame nixwilliams for telling me to write Ash porn, ( Read more... )

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mgbutterfly March 8 2007, 04:57:29 UTC
MWAHAHAHAHA!
Mine is an evil Beta!Spoon!
I love ass puppets.
No. Wait. That came out wrong...
heeee!
You are teh awesome.

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barkeep March 8 2007, 17:40:52 UTC
AFU, honey.
You are teh awesomest enabler EVER!

ass puppets

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fpvs March 8 2007, 05:21:28 UTC
*teehehe* My friend picked up that puppet (/muppet) in a store when we were in NYC last year... She's got pics of herself and it posed, kissing, staring into eachothers eyes... The whole In-Love shenanigans... I can't wait until I tell her about this fic!!! *hehehe*

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barkeep March 8 2007, 17:42:22 UTC
I have an unreasonable love for Angel as a muppet/puppet. It's wacky. I have no idea how *that* translated itself into *this* but... well, here it is.
I'm glad you got a kick out of it.
:)

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duffy_99 March 8 2007, 05:27:26 UTC
OMG, my eyes. My eyes! I can see this. I can't *stop* seeing this! The Ash ick factor though is far overshadowed by the spot-on dialogue and voices. Your Sam and Dean are just perfect in this.

"Sam, driver picks the music, little brothers who spend all day napping and drooling on the seats shut their puppet-buying pie holes."

HAHAHAHAHA!

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barkeep March 8 2007, 17:47:37 UTC
MWAHAHAHAHA! Another innocent victim falls to hysterical blindness... excellent.
I'm glad you think my Sam and Dean are in character. I always worry I make Dean too glib and Sam too morose.
Thanks!

And honestly? "ass puppets" is a great curse word. I've been using it for 2 weeks since I first thought of this fic. For example: When I lock my keys in my office... "Oh, ass puppets!" See? It works!

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monkeyfun1 March 8 2007, 05:31:15 UTC
SNORT!!!
Stuffie fetish! too precious coming out of Dean's mouth.

This is the funniest thing ever.

Thanks for sharing.
T

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barkeep March 8 2007, 17:51:06 UTC
Hee!
Thanks! I'm so glad you were amused by it.
It's probably wrong for *me* to be so amused by it but I can't help it. I suppose it's a good sign when you can amuse yourself, though, right? I mean, it's not like I'm crazy, right?
Right...?

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monkeyfun1 March 8 2007, 21:25:50 UTC
No... You're not crazy at all. Amusing as all hell, yes, but not crazy.
I mean, if you're crazy, then so is everyone else who commented, and that is way too many people to be comfortable with. Hee.

Self amusement is always a good thing... Just ask Ash! Snorfle.
T

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barkeep March 8 2007, 22:03:43 UTC
Self amusement is always a good thing... Just ask Ash! Snorfle.

Bwa! Well-played...
:-)

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culturegeek76 March 8 2007, 05:35:14 UTC
Stuffie fetish. Oh Dean!
Actually, there probably is something called a stuffie fetish, and I'm fairly confident that I don't want to know what it involves.

I love that Dean points out that Sam finds it odd about the vampire puppet, but doesn't seem bothered by the puppet part. hee hee.

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barkeep March 8 2007, 17:55:27 UTC
XD
I'm glad you got a kick out of this.

Actually, there probably is something called a stuffie fetish, and I'm fairly confident that I don't want to know what it involves.

Agreed! I'm perfectly happy going through life without that knowledge.

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