RL sucks but I've got new fic dammit

[barkeep]

Title: That Thing We'll Never Talk About. Ever.
Author: Barkeep
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: (that's part of the thing we'll never talk about... ever)
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: "I mean, at what point did this veer into weird for you?"

A/N: This is crack. Complete crack. It's not my fault. I blame nixwilliams for telling me to write Ash porn,

Comments

[minim_calibre]

::chokes::

::dies::

Well done!

Gaping at him, Dean replied, "You've got to be kidding me. Dude! There's a line somewhere between handcuffs and leather and... and...muppets."

Truer words, man. Truer words.

[barkeep]

:-)
Sorry about the causing your death thing...

But I'm glad you enjoyed the "There's a line somewhere between handcuffs and leather and... and...muppets." bit. Personally, it's one of my favorite lines.

Thanks!

[cass404]

Over the sound of furious typing they heard Ash mutter, "I don't know why would they put the holes in ‘em if they didn't want you to use 'em to-"

*bwah*

Oh, this is fantastic!

[barkeep]

*bwah*
Oh, this is fantastic!

I'm flattered you thought so. Thanks!
:-)

[theodosia]

Ooooh my. Good to know Ash draws the line at ass puppets. Now I'll be able to sleep nights.

Now I have to go tell a friend who has the Angel puppet about this....

[barkeep]

Ooooh my. Good to know Ash draws the line at ass puppets. Now I'll be able to sleep nights.

::nods solemnly::

I know.
:-)
Thanks! (and nice icon!)

[johnnypurple]

heh heh heh. awesome. crack! and ash! there is not enough ash out there - but at least there is this! ash and puppet angel, heh. was there a puppet spike or did i just imagine that? though i can see why ash would go for angel over spike... hmmm. :-D

[barkeep]

:-)
Huzzah for Puppet!Sex: it lowers teen pregnancy.
I think it's only a matter of time before Ash gets a Spike puppet (or he may already have one)...
Glad you enjoyed my foray into Crack!Land!

[not_sally]

so, hi! I've been reading you Supernatural fics, they are amazing (velocity in particular was awesome). So: I've friended you, and wanted to drop a note to tell you YOU PWN MY SOUL for having written this. I'm scarred for life, but I can totally see Ash as an Angel/Buffy fan, kinks aside.
Also, Metallica puns. You rock.

[barkeep]

:-D
I'm tickled pink. Well, my hair is kinda tickled pink... with a little purple (I'm having my second teen-hood).
I'm so glad you're enjoying my insane SPN ramblings. I'm particularly glad someone can appreciate Metallica puns.
Next fic, I'll try to work in some esoteric Scatterbrain reference...
Thanks so much!