Out of perverse curiosity, I entered 'Japan' as my ending destination on Google Maps and hit 'Get Directions' This is what came up. Google Maps suddenly regressed to the past and assumed modern man has not yet achieved the age of sail, let alone flight. Instead of being advised to drive to Sea Tac airport and board the next flying cattle car, I' ( Read more... )

There's a merciless little prick currently attempting to assrape the sweet and inoffensive flesh of our neighborhood by robbing folks and conducting his own drug trade from the comfort of his mother's home. His name's Richard and we just call him Dickhead. He steals petty items and runs off to local pawn shops, changes it all for cash, which he ( Read more... )

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Cause you now can make your OWN Ceiling Cat. Don't believe me? Well look! See that pic? That's our own Ceiling Cat that Beth and I put together our own selves and if you click on the kitty's nose, you'll go straight to the site I got the pattern from. You can also find Monorail Cat on the same site. When you're all done, I want to see them so ( Read more... )

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It occurred to me while driving home tonight that I didn't know what the word 'furry' meant five years ago. Today, I know too much. Far too much. But not long ago my mind was in a state of naive bliss concerning that entire subculture, so much so that when I worked at Arby's and had the idea of cartooning my co-workers, I considered drawing them ( Read more... )

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Did I mention that the Pingbox I embedded in the last post is private ( Read more... )

Yahoo just gave me a new toy to play with and because I know all of you are fighting and gouging one another for the ripe chance to chat with me LIVE, I plunked in this Pingbox. It's a little impractical for LJ. You have to insert it in an entry and we all know what happens after a short while--it scrolls out of sight, out of mind. I have no ( Read more... )