just my luck!! im sharing a cell w/ one of the worst criminals of ever! this should be extremely fun haha seriously, you've been arrested 91 times, and your most famous crime is kidnapping your mom!?!?! come on, you should have enough experience now to kidnap someone like Chad Michael Murray or something..but your mom!?!? lol and victimizing your best-friend??? who does that?!?! i feel sorry for her..sorta..depends on what you did to her haha..but hey, you seem pretty ambitious. i mean, who else goes to jail for 84 years, then gets out & tries breaking their own record?? thats very commendable(from a criminals point of view lol)..oh, & i recommend fixing that body odor thing, for both of our sakes haha..but like i said, it should be fun being cell mates :-D

ps: I CALL TOP BUNK!!! only because you're not very dangerous & i think i can take you :-P