Stupid Meme Question Thing
I'm bored. Not much you can do with useless hands. Here are my answers as dictated to Hollister.
1. Have you ever called a person useless?: Yes..no. Maybe..yes.
2. What object in your room is really important to you?: My suits
3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?: Psht, what feelings?
5. Honestly, have you ever thought you were seriously pregnant?: Well, I wasn't pregnant, but I thought someone I slept with was. Dodged that bullet!
6. Where were you when you last did anything sexual?: Ted's roof..not with Ted
7. What kind of sense of humor do you have?: A legendary one.
8. Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?: What is this, Lily's kindergarten class?
9. Do your initials spell out a word?: Not really.
10. When is the last time you talked to an ex?: Uh..no idea.
11. How often do you give high fives?: Too often to count.
12. If your best friend told you that you couldn't date a certain person who you liked, what would you say?: What? Why couldn't I date them? Look, they broke up a long time ago--uh, Bros before Hoes, obviously.
13. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?: Is that a serious question?
14. Would you ever name your future child after a month or day of the week?: Children? No thanks.
15. Is your shirt new?: Yeah, new suit.
16. Where is the last place you went out to eat?: Amour Resturant, with Beautiful Brooke.
17. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?: Yes.
18. What does your name mean?: Legendary. Awesome.
20. Do you like the way you look?: What's not to like?
21. Did you sing in the shower today?: No.
22. Who was the last person you went shopping with?: My credit card.
23. Where is the last place you went shopping?: My tailors.
24. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: No.
25. What kind of car does your sibling drive?: No idea.
26. What kind of car do you drive?: Uh, who drives in New York?
27. Do you know your fathers birthday?: N/A
28. Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Do people actually look for a girlfriend? Wait..I remembered Ted.
29. How old will you be in 8 months?: The same age.
30. Do you prefer a call or a text?: Either one gets the job done.
31. Did you enjoy your last kiss?: Absolutely.
32. Have you ever been on television?: Yes. The Price is Right.
33. How many cities/towns have you lived in?: A few.
34. Do your parents drink coffee every morning?: N/A
35. Have you ever donated blood?: Only to save the sick children.
36. What are you doing tomorrow?: Getting out of the damn apartment
37. Do you think you'd be good enough to commit a crime and get away with it?: What kind of crime?
38. Are you wearing any jewelry?: A watch.
39. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?: Neither.
40. Do you wish someone was with you right now?: I wish Hollister would stop annoying me.
41. Is there currently a movie showing that you want to see?: I'm not much for movies.
42. What are you doing for your next birthday?: Something legendary I'm sure, involving lazor tag and karaoke
43. Do you have trust issues?: No..stupid Dr. Grossbard.
44. Does a kiss make you feel better?: Always.
45. What's something that upset you today?: I don't get upset..psht..feelings.
46. Who can you blame for your bad mood today?: My mirror.
47. Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?: my father N/A
48. Have you ever met someone who is amazing?: Besides myself?
49. Ever broken a bone?: Yes. Damn Bus.
50. Is there anyone you trust even though you probably shouldn't?: Huh?
1. Have you ever called a person useless?: Yes..no. Maybe..yes.
2. What object in your room is really important to you?: My suits
3. Are you good at hiding your feelings?: Psht, what feelings?
5. Honestly, have you ever thought you were seriously pregnant?: Well, I wasn't pregnant, but I thought someone I slept with was. Dodged that bullet!
6. Where were you when you last did anything sexual?: Ted's roof..not with Ted
7. What kind of sense of humor do you have?: A legendary one.
8. Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings?: What is this, Lily's kindergarten class?
9. Do your initials spell out a word?: Not really.
10. When is the last time you talked to an ex?: Uh..no idea.
11. How often do you give high fives?: Too often to count.
12. If your best friend told you that you couldn't date a certain person who you liked, what would you say?: What? Why couldn't I date them? Look, they broke up a long time ago--uh, Bros before Hoes, obviously.
13. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?: Is that a serious question?
14. Would you ever name your future child after a month or day of the week?: Children? No thanks.
15. Is your shirt new?: Yeah, new suit.
16. Where is the last place you went out to eat?: Amour Resturant, with Beautiful Brooke.
17. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week?: Yes.
18. What does your name mean?: Legendary. Awesome.
20. Do you like the way you look?: What's not to like?
21. Did you sing in the shower today?: No.
22. Who was the last person you went shopping with?: My credit card.
23. Where is the last place you went shopping?: My tailors.
24. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?: No.
25. What kind of car does your sibling drive?: No idea.
26. What kind of car do you drive?: Uh, who drives in New York?
27. Do you know your fathers birthday?: N/A
28. Are you looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Do people actually look for a girlfriend? Wait..I remembered Ted.
29. How old will you be in 8 months?: The same age.
30. Do you prefer a call or a text?: Either one gets the job done.
31. Did you enjoy your last kiss?: Absolutely.
32. Have you ever been on television?: Yes. The Price is Right.
33. How many cities/towns have you lived in?: A few.
34. Do your parents drink coffee every morning?: N/A
35. Have you ever donated blood?: Only to save the sick children.
36. What are you doing tomorrow?: Getting out of the damn apartment
37. Do you think you'd be good enough to commit a crime and get away with it?: What kind of crime?
38. Are you wearing any jewelry?: A watch.
39. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?: Neither.
40. Do you wish someone was with you right now?: I wish Hollister would stop annoying me.
41. Is there currently a movie showing that you want to see?: I'm not much for movies.
42. What are you doing for your next birthday?: Something legendary I'm sure, involving lazor tag and karaoke
43. Do you have trust issues?: No..stupid Dr. Grossbard.
44. Does a kiss make you feel better?: Always.
45. What's something that upset you today?: I don't get upset..psht..feelings.
46. Who can you blame for your bad mood today?: My mirror.
47. Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?: my father N/A
48. Have you ever met someone who is amazing?: Besides myself?
49. Ever broken a bone?: Yes. Damn Bus.
50. Is there anyone you trust even though you probably shouldn't?: Huh?