This was meant to be a reply to one of Dora’s posts, but I figured you’d all want to know about my injuries. They aren't too exciting, but some of them bled a WHOLE lot, and damnit, that's what counts ( Read more... )

I’m standing at the edge, looking down on life ( Read more... )

But I had one hell of a time sleeping last night! Or not sleeping, as the case turned out to be. However, I recovered quickly and am now able to ask you, true believers, for a small amount of assistance ( Read more... )

Mosquitoes and I have a love/hate relationship. I hate them biting me and causing my skin cells that have been infected by their strange little insect poison two inflame and itch. However, I love the sores that are caused by my constant abuse of said skin cells, ‘cause they are absolutely perfect for pickin ( Read more... )

I was supposed to post this last Friday, but got lazy. More later, if I feel like it ( Read more... )

Haven’t had a real update in awhile, so let’s get down to it ( Read more... )

I want to see someone commit a murder with their gloved hands covered in gummy-bear grease. That would drive the forensic guys wild. Then they'd all start looking for someone who really likes gummy bears, and where the big gummy bear deals have been going down. Meanwhile, I'd be sitting in a lawn chair not five feet away, munching down Combos and ( Read more... )

I ran 4.3 miles this morning; approximately 30 minutes. Not bad but I can do better. I can also go a lot further, so maybe I should find a longer track. The thing is though, It has to be a loop with no shortcuts, because even if I can handle running that far, sometimes my body and my brain start fighting and one or the other will want to slow down ( Read more... )

It was absolutely beautiful outside this evening, wish I had someone to spend it with ( Read more... )

Oh my jebus ( Read more... )