i think i just pissed my pants

[barnez]

anytime i make calls at work, and i have to spell my last name out i always say, "V as in victor". Jay keeps daring me to say "V as in vagina" and i never do it. for some ungodly reason i decided to say it today when i was paying a bill over the phone. i almost lost my shit, and so did the guy on the other end of the phone

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[ex_cyborg687]

maybe your life partner needs to come to the phone more often.

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[barnez]

and maybe the mormons will be by next week to tell you about their bible home study.

[sex_and_grammar]

hahahaha!!@!

i was at war with wal-green's for awhile because they wouldn't give me my allergy OR brain meds. so i spelled out my last name something like this :

D as in depressed
E as in extra
I as in itchy
S as in sex
E as in elephant
R as in rude

i don't know where the sex or the elephant fit in, but y'know.

[sex_and_grammar]

whose little angel of god looks soo cute in his new lj picture?

MINE!