A Parody of "I am the very model of a modern Major-General"

[baron_vn_blubba]

BARON

Comments

[isanevil_laugh]

. . . . . .

That is very clever. Nicely done, Baron. I applaud you.

[baron_vn_blubba]

Thank you kindly, darkened one.
This curse, so far, has been such fun!

[isanevil_laugh]

Not so much a curse for you, friend. You always speak in such ways.

[ooc I FAEL AT POEM SO NONE FOR YOU]

[lady_caterina]

Dear sweet God in heaven....

am I still drunk?

[baron_vn_blubba]

I truly hope you thought it pleasing,
but please remember: I'm just teasing.

[lady_caterina]

Quite!
You have a talent!

[roodbearer]

Your gift for lyricism is truly astounding. Have you ever considered a career in the bardic arts? --I believe they call it the 'recording industry' nowadays?

After all, your discorporeality would hardly be a drawback when your method of employment involves pure wordcrafting.

[baron_vn_blubba]

You flatter me, but sadly no;
A phantom's lot is dismal, so!
I'm happy just to write my thoughts
and not be the one casting lots.

[boomchucka]

Well Baron, you know my poetry isn't very witty but this is awesome!!! :D

[baron_vn_blubba]

Poetry's a dying fad;
it always serves to make me mad
when poems are left and people choose
some paltry thing like sex or booze.

[boomchucka]

Well I tried, but I don't rhyme too well. :\

[baron_vn_blubba]

Poetry's more than rhyme, my friend.
It has a soul and to that end
it has a purpose to achieve,
but only for those who believe
they are among the lucky few
who simply know just what to do.

Worry not! Take no offense!
Regular prose is fine as well.
It's just, for me, in all events,
the verse is where I dwell.

[letc_kenm]

...Ohh this song's catchy~!

...What's it for?

[baron_vn_blubba]

Oddly enough, I can't stop singing,
so I wrote this all through winging.

[letc_kenm]

Oh, oh rhyming too! Neat~