Amusing concept

[baronlaw]

Those of you familiar with "Magic: The Gathering", I need card info for the following ideas:

"Meeting: The Boring"

Presentation of DOOM!
PowerPoint Attack
OCD Middle Manager
Clueless VP
Unexpected CEO visit
Donut induced Coma
Budget Reports

etc etc

We've all attended endless meetings, now let's make it into a game!

Comments

[shipofools999]

I thought this was humorous and sent the link to a friend who has to deal with a lot of meetings without checking to see if it was friend locked because I thought surely this wouldn't be locked. She was saddened to not have access. Her LJ username is fresne or I could copy the relevant stuff over if you say I can.

[baronlaw]

All entries are default locked, but I am happy to unlock it so she can contribute to the madness fun! :)

[fresne]

Thanks and here goes

Crackberry failure
White board palimpsest

Seconding Analysis paralysis and following with - "No one has read the Business Requirements"
Visio not installed
Powerpoint too large to email
Wrong conference bridge
Right conference bridge
Conference owner does not dial in
Conference bridge music is musac
Video monitor does not work
Time lag between video and voice induces nausea (look away)
VPN control issues - who is driving the mouse?
Attend meeting via conference bridge from bar
"Can you hear me now?" rinse, repeat
Conference room has no table
Conference room has no chairs
CEO runs into glass window
Wireless does not work

Okay, I'll stop now.

[baronlaw]

No no that's great I need a few hundred cards at least. ;)

[anam_moon]

Lose energy after having to play one of those meeting/ team-building games that are supposed to be fun, but are just sort of lame.

[ragnarok_now]

Replying from the silly convention...

Here are a couple links:
The "Gauss rifle". It is very simple and could be scaled for HD magnets or left as-is for the kids.
Some fodder for Zod (he's around here somewhere, right?).