Holiday Void

[baronvonawsome]

The break between Christmas and New Year's is always a bit of a blank, a bit of a void. I can't help feeling like all the 'merry' is over and the 'happy' is coming, but soon it'll be business as usual. Soon the six week period of insanity that began with Thanksgiving will be over, long gone and forgotten until next winter.

I'm trying to be

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[booo_urns]

In fact, it seems some lesser desirables have dropped off from our little troupe, and now we're solid as can be. So this year, I guess our biggest accomplishment is raising our standards of awesome-

I agree. We've shed some real tools this year, and instead have added some real quality people.

Besides, what could be more fun that watching Adrian explode if/when I kiss his sister at midnight?

Two for two.
That would indeed be awesome. In fact, if you can pull that off I will get you your own keg of bastard.
Stipulations:
1. Must be consentual
2. Must be "on the lips"
3. It must be witnessed by me and yeti
4. No conspiring with the sister beforehand.

If you accept these humble conditions, please indicate by saying "aye."

[baronvonawsome]

Define 'conspiring'. Do you mean I can't say "Hey, I want my own keg of beer so you must kiss me at midnight"? Or do you mean I have to just spontaneously go up and kiss her and get my ass kicked by her *and* Adrian?

We must make these clear, but it sounds like that just might be an "aye".

[booo_urns]

I mean no trading tit-for-tat. No saying "hey, if you kiss me at midnight I'll give you 50 bucks."

As to your other point: If you just walk up and kiss her and she beats your ass, then obviously it wasn't consensual (thus violating rule number 1).

[baronvonawsome]

So noted. I guess I really won't just walk up and do it unless I know she won't beat my ass- in other words, I wouldn't violate rule 1. I guess I'm just gonna play by ear and see what her input is, cross my fingers, and hope for the best.