baronvonbiron

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baronvonbiron Jun 22, 2009 19:31

So, I went to go have an eye exam and get my glasses in order before my insurance runs out next year. Everything goes fine until the payment portion. My grandmother has it out with the employees, and loudly outs me in the middle of the store by repetitive use of the pronoun "she".

Thanks, grandma.

fml, the trans

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baronvonbiron May 31, 2009 08:19

I got an e-mail from a insanely wealthy college girl who needs a personal assistant. She basically needs somebody to update her technology and help her with her wardrobe.

Are you fucking serious.

I had better get this gig. Seriously.

Writer's Block: Places to Lay Your Head

baronvonbiron May 26, 2009 10:37

writer's block

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baronvonbiron May 21, 2009 16:01

+ I got the Customer-Assistant position. So, while I won't be doing any restraint, I also manage to stay clean ( Read more... )

HALP DR ELJAY

baronvonbiron May 21, 2009 07:58

I have training today for this vaccination clinic. It's for an hour and a half, at the main headquarters. It's roughly a hole in the wall, and everybody there, while obviously not bummy, seems to wear casual clothing. They gave me no guidelines on what to wear and the office doesn't open until 10, when I will be on my way.

Are jeans okay?

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baronvonbiron May 20, 2009 21:20

Interview went well. The interviewer said she really enjoyed the chat. Probably won't get the job, though - they need people for weekends and I'm booked ( Read more... )

my big fat gay life, employment, awesome

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baronvonbiron May 20, 2009 01:50

I think I angered a friend because I told him he was not experienced enough to care for a feral, young rabbit he found in his yard. He didn't even bother to read the information I sent him.

If there is anything I want people to learn from me is not to fuck with nature. C'mon, guys, is it that hard?

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baronvonbiron May 19, 2009 22:11

+ Done with the semester ( Read more... )

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baronvonbiron May 13, 2009 23:25

I might have passed the lab practical. Admittedly, fossil and skull identification are not my strong points, but I appear to have nailed roughly everything else ( Read more... )

YOUR FORECAST OF THE EVENING

baronvonbiron May 13, 2009 00:05

FUCKED, TOTALLY FUCKED

If I make it out of this week without a.) losing my mind and b.) consequently mumbling endlessly about quadrupeds and bipeds and arboreal locomotion and intermembral indices and dental formulas...

...well, I'll consider it a goddamn accomplishment.