So I haven't updated in a while. Stuff that has happened ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas everyone.

I had to miss work today because I'm sick. I haven't called in (genuinely) sick in years ( Read more... )

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Today I walked halfway to campus before looking down and realizing I was wearing one boot and a sneaker.

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Today, in a real Don Delillo moment, John and I got seriously lost in a mall.


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Jordan and I went to see a sneak preview of a movie last night that turns out isn't until another two weeks. Instead the cashier let us into this really awful 3D Imax documentary called Aliens of the Deep. It followed a team of NASA oceanographers as they explored the ocean's floor and made cheesey analogies of the various fauna ("It looks like a ( Read more... )

If you don't want to see what might be Kelly Ripa possibly giving a blowjob, then don't click on the following link:

Kelly Ripa Giving a Blowjob

From CNN:
"The concept of democracy appears to have taken root in the dusty town of Karma.... Though most say they don't know who the candidates are or where to go to vote, they say they will vote come January 30"