I need some help. I constantly find myself bored at college, and therefore need some suggestions regarding what I could be doing. I understand that nothing anybody posts on this will be serious, but I welcome any help.
-sudoku puzzles. -write songs for our EP. -write people letters. -learn to knit. -lay on the ground and wave your arms around like you're swimming. -call childhood friends that you haven't spoken to in years. -READ BOOKS! -play guitar. -you could probably have a pet rock, in college, but I'm not sure how much fun that would be. -poke Brian continuously until he screams. -watch the strangest Asian horror movies that you can get your hands on. -do crunches. You'll have ABS OF STEEL. -make paper chains. -discover new music. -build a fort.
Buy a subscription to World of Warcraft and sit around playing that for 10 hours at a time when you're not at class.
Otherwise, you could go cow tipping. Possibly even turn it into a sport, and start a league of cow tippers. Then you can propose to make it a summer olympics event, and win the gold medal. Then you will also win the gold medal for Kan Jam because that shall also become an olympic event, and you can give us all free boxes of wheaties, the ones that will have you picture on them. Then you could write an autobiography, painstakingly detailing how you created the rules for cow tipping, and make millions. And finally that money will allow you to buy a Wii, that is if you can find one, and you can spend all your time playing Wii Bowling, and slashing people in Zelda!
Hang out with Joanna? But for real: read, write music, play music, go running if you guys have a gym, get a job, drink and smoke more and by more I mean all the time.
The last one I think is probably the best idea ever.
This one has potential, if Sean is constantly masterbating, then he is going to need something to masterbate to, and finding new porn, or whatever else Sean gets off on, will also give him something to do, and keep his mind and body busy.
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-write songs for our EP.
-write people letters.
-learn to knit.
-lay on the ground and wave your arms around like you're swimming.
-call childhood friends that you haven't spoken to in years.
-READ BOOKS!
-play guitar.
-you could probably have a pet rock, in college, but I'm not sure how much fun that would be.
-poke Brian continuously until he screams.
-watch the strangest Asian horror movies that you can get your hands on.
-do crunches. You'll have ABS OF STEEL.
-make paper chains.
-discover new music.
-build a fort.
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Buy a subscription to World of Warcraft and sit around playing that for 10 hours at a time when you're not at class.
Otherwise, you could go cow tipping. Possibly even turn it into a sport, and start a league of cow tippers. Then you can propose to make it a summer olympics event, and win the gold medal. Then you will also win the gold medal for Kan Jam because that shall also become an olympic event, and you can give us all free boxes of wheaties, the ones that will have you picture on them. Then you could write an autobiography, painstakingly detailing how you created the rules for cow tipping, and make millions. And finally that money will allow you to buy a Wii, that is if you can find one, and you can spend all your time playing Wii Bowling, and slashing people in Zelda!
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read, write music, play music, go running if you guys have a gym, get a job, drink and smoke more and by more I mean all the time.
The last one I think is probably the best idea ever.
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weed=munchies=more food to digest=more pooping
too much beer=beer shits=more time on the shitter
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Constantly.
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We're so smart.
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