[voice]

[bartok_bat]

Happy birthday, Claire sir!

Want me to play my ukelele for your birthday, sir?

Wesker sir.

Ever since Master died, sir, I have had lots of time to think, sir.

And I learned I don't like people to threaten my friends, sir.

So stay away from my friends, sir, or you'll have the angriest Russian White bat in existence after you, sir.

Comments

[iamwesker]

Bat is a delicacy, or so Sergei told me once.

[voice]

[bartok_bat]

Sir, if that's your idea of a threat, you'll have to work on your portfolio, sir.

Compared to Master Rasputin, sir, you're strictly little league, sir.

[iamwesker]

Were you worth my time, I might, but a flying rodent scarcely concerns me.

[voice] Beware Bartok, Wesker, for he is cute, and tiny.

[bartok_bat]

Sir, we bats out number you several thousand to your one.

And we don't fight alone, sir.

[regenerable]

♥ Thanks Bartok. I'd like to hear some more ukulele playing, if you're up to it.

[voice]

[bartok_bat]

Of course, sir! ♥ I'll pull it out for you, sir!

[regenerable]

We can have a sing along. I'll force whoever's in the house to come sing with us.

[voice]

[bartok_bat]

Sure, sir, and dance, too!