It's winter in the summer

[forgotmyhammer]

[ Some moments before, the sun shone so brightly you felt you would melt or get roasted any second.

The next second you know, it's snowing . . . snowmen. By that I meant 2 meters tall snowmen raining down onto the mother earth. If you're really that lucky, you might get one or two on top of you

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[magnumstrike]

[What's that whistling sound? OH IT'S JUST A SIX-FOOT PILE OF SNOW PLUMMETING FROM THE SKY TOWARDS MASAMUNE'S HEAD. It smashes into the ground right next to him, showering him with slush.]

SHIT! What was that-

[He glances around and sees Itsuki.]

Oh, it's you.

[forgotmyhammer]

[ WHY IS EVERYONE SWEARING good thing she wears her EAR MUFFLES that were clearly made to COVER HER EARS FROM THOSE WORDS THAT MAKE ANGELS CRY.

weirdly enough, that still allows her to hear Masamune, there is no logic. ANYWAY, Itsuki puts her hammer down and holds her arm up in the sky and waves :D :D :D ]

Blue samurai, hi! Look at the snow!

I'M SO SORRY

[tea_and_death]

[A gentleman(?) is taking a leisurely stroll outside and contemplating the heat death of the universe when suddenly DOOM FROM ABOVE! He sidesteps at an improbable speed, barely avoiding an enormous snowman but getting a good, sparkling dusting of snow all over himself anyway.]

How troublesome...the temperature has dropped.

[Eyes narrowing, he snaps his fingers, and several snowmen explode spectacularly, leaving only forlorn melted puddles. To add insult to injury, he doesn't appear to notice Itsuki.]

IT'S OKAY it's expected anyway |D

[forgotmyhammer]

AHー!! [ what's that? someone decided to be a wet blanket? NOT COOL, MAN. ]

Hey! What are ye doing!

:'3

[tea_and_death]

[Ok now he sees you. Every young person full of hope and joy is just a cynic in the making!]

All things held dear are prone to destruction...that is something you would have realized eventually. You should give thanks for learning it by experience so soon.

And besides, snow is abhorrent. Tends to make things not very flammable.

[forgotmyhammer]

Uhー they are not abhorrent! Snow helps us to be more grateful for the foods the Lord bestowed upon us. Remind us on how difficult it is to get a bit of rice! . . .It is also very pretty.

[ makes some more snowmen again :|a ]

[pale_bellflower]

[And here is a beautiful young maiden having a good time! She is frolicking amongst the snowmen and giggling in a somewhat... unsettling manner.]

Oh~! How delightful!

[And by 'frolicking' I mean USING THE SNOWMEN AS TARGET PRACTISE. See that chain she's holding? That is being used as a deadly weapon and falling snowmen are being made to explode all over the place.]

Not red enough, not red enough, but good fun to dance with all the same!

[tea_and_death]

[He turns his attention toward the decidedly familiar young woman and chuckles slightly.]

I'd hate to quote such a tired phrase, but the more things change, the more they remain the same, isn't that so? You quite remind me of someone...

Please, destroy all you like. I am sure you are already aware of the enjoyment to be taken from such an exercise.

[pale_bellflower]

[She doesn't stop what she is doing, but glances at him and smiles widely as another snowman crashes down in pieces thanks to the now-glowing-green chain.]

Ohhhh.... Lord Hisahide!

[A shrill giggle.]

I am aware, but you should be more than sure about that, hmm? ♥

[She whips her chain around and smashes it into the floor, creating a pillar of dark energy that makes several snowman explode all at once! 8D]

[tea_and_death]

[Well aren't you ever so friendly]

A most delightful sight, milady. It gladdens my heart.

Do you...claim to know me from someplace, then?