Yeah I remember the care bear stare! HAHAH! Man I've been too busy and now I'm all sick and retarded! I'm going on a trip to portland soon and Pennsylvania (spelling?)OH GOD! and I have a keloid on my fucking nose! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT SHIT OFF!?!? ARGH! I want to get my lip done next but what the fuck if I'm going to get one of ( Read more... )

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I was this close [-------] to getting a lil doggie! but no such luck. Her name was blondie!... maybe I should get a cat instead!

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I have to much shit to pay for! I work to often... I think I need a break because weed just doesn't settle the nerves anymore. I want a puppy! A CUTE LIL GIRL DOGGIE ( Read more... )

Hmm.. so I met a cute, funny, fit boy. And when I say boy I mean boy! I've worked with him for months and I don't think I've ever asked his age. Sunday night I hang out whit him..he tells me I'm hot... I tell him hes hot!..and then I spring the question... "Where are you going to college?" "College?! I won't be there for a few years... Im 16 ( Read more... )

Well I work at SCRUB A PUP and I want fucking out! I can't stand my boss yelling "YOU NEED TO check anal glands EVERYTIME!"... what are anal glands? Well if you have a dog I hope you know otherwise I'm not going to tell... Its too gruesome. In other fucked up news I think I'm going to that job at Ricks as a waitress, at least until they fire me for ( Read more... )

kristin kristin kristin... how could you leave the house with out checking the bag first. He told you to get the fuck out...and why? because he didn't have what you wanted. You do this for your kid but I don't think the "shot in the mouth" even gets you a few extra miles. Maybe next time your ex can hit your baby instead so you can stop going to ( Read more... )

There's nothing like a good day and a better day tmrw! Smells like poon' in here!

Oops! I didn't mean to miss that call from that guy who wants my bum bum! I don't think you could've done me more wrong! And I'm supposed to answer the phone!? GGGRRRRAAAHHHHHH! I want to grab your nutsack and squeeze ( Read more... )