I haven't updated in a long time, so I decided since I'm sick and not going anywhere that I'd update. Well I have to start from last Friday, Kelsey and I went to see Madagascar. It was a great movie, with the Lemurs eh? Yes! "I like to move it, move it." Hahah, good movie. But then I said goodbye and saw RJ outside while I was waiting for my Mom.
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"My immune system is equipped with the biological equivelent of fully automatic military assualt rifles, with night vision and laser scopes. And we have recently accuired phosphorus grenades, cluster bombs, and anti-personnel fragmentation mines. So, when my white blood cells are on patrol, reconing my bloodstream seeking out strangers and other undesirables, if they see any, ANY, suspicious looking germs of any kind they don't fuck around! They whip out the weapons,they wax the motherfucker, and deposit the unlucky fellow directly into my colon! Into my colon! There's no nonsense, no miranda warning, none of this three strikes and you're out shit, first offence, BAM! into the colon you go!"
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