my computer chair just broke and i fell needlessly to the ground.

today is officially dubbed as the most disappointing birthday i've ever had.

i hurt my leg. a lot. it's getting better, though.

this, is a story about how in the united kingdom, some government book award ceremony has rejected a story based upon the three little pigs, citing that it would be be offensive to muslims. following this, the story (called the three little cowboy builders) was not eligible for the award ( Read more... )

i'm trying to come up with ideas for different cartoons, so, i'm just drawing picture after picture after picture, trying to find something that sticks. i was just drawing a picture of jesus walking on water, accompanied by support strings, like it's a commercial for gatorade or something. anyways, that started to get me thinking what if jesus was ( Read more... )

when i was much younger, i went to church for a year and a half. it was my own choice, and i actually joined a chinese baptist church. (the odd part being that i'm not oriental.)anyways, i was just thinking about that time, and the camaraderie that a church has. the teens all go out together. the young adults start up softball teams, and go bowling ( Read more... )

*...I knew she was about to fly off the handle about this, so, I calmed myself, and stared right down the barrel of the gun.

"Yeah? Well, what about Gordon Lightfoot?! I bet he got high as shit, all the time. That's your hero, Grandma. If it's okay for your hero to get high, why can't I god damn get high?"*

i lost sight of my life for a while, and when i woke up again, there was eternal happiness staring me in the face, telling me that everyone thinks i'm weird ( Read more... )

too much.
not enough.

I hear some people
been talkin' me down,
Bring up my name,
pass it 'round.
They don't mention
happy times
They do their thing,
I'll do mine.

Ooh baby,
that's hard to change
I can't tell them
how to feel.
Some get stoned,
some get strange,
But sooner or later
it all gets real.

Walk on, walk on,
Walk on, walk on.

i do not understand life ( Read more... )