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Cooked food. Took food to work. Put old food on top of fridge to put new food in back. Forgot old food on top of fridge. Old food rotted, making my day of cooking a net loss. Tell me again why I can't kill a hobo to take the edge off. http://youtu.be/RFvKjIVb6HA

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