So its kind of coincidental timing, if you are friends with the some of the same people as I am, but today I ran my first 5k. I was not using the couch to 5k program but the results were the same ( Read more... )

Being governor of Alaska is a little bit like being a community organizer, only you don't have to care about poor people.

I had an awesome dream last night, where I discovered I had a super power. It was basically the opposite power of the character from the Wanted comic book. I was not invulnerable, but I, through controlled actions, could not be harmed by any means. It was like having super-speed/reflexes, except it only applied to not being injured. Could I ( Read more... )

So for next Halloween, so far I have to costume options presenting themselves to me ( Read more... )

So, it appears my neurotoxin has the fortunate side-effect of awakening me from those horrible, swimmy, medication-induced stupors, that so vastly limit my potential. I regret that it has been sometime since I last posted, as awakening from my stupor is not exactly instantaneous and my lack of potential resulted in a lack of discretion. Which in ( Read more... )

Sooo, I'm back on the pills again. What day is it? I like can't even remember what I did for like the last 3 weeks. I think I was like having a manic episode or something. But now I feeeel... hmmmm, I feel swimmy. Huh, swimmy is a funny word. Swimmy... swimmy. Weird. Clouds are weird too, I wonder if they are swimmy though? I think they are ( Read more... )

from king_kobbe1. Leave me a comment asking for questions ( Read more... )

At the mall last week, I counted at least 47 individuals whose intellects were so far beneath mine I actually felt sorry for them. If world peace were not my goal I might be tempted to simply let the robot apocalypse happen. After all, as a great man once told me, "in chess the pawns move first". And for even the greatest soldier, there will ( Read more... )

A man chooses, a slave obeys ( Read more... )

So today was my first time, since I got back to going to the gym, that I had organized and added to all my lifting to have an all-leg-day, and man, now I remember why they suck. All-leg-days are so much more _tiring_ than the others. Granted this was my first since I've been back, and I wasn't too diligent about legs before, because I was mostly ( Read more... )