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[baslug]

Dear Gmail,
I appreciate your ability to pick out keywords in my emails and offer related links. but, seriously... don't you think links to spam recipes in the spam folder is stretching it just a little?
~Ben

Comments

[morgaine]

I turned that crazy thing off a long time ago.

[amaranth118]

Ummm...why did you click that link? I mean, you kinda asked for it, kid :)

My dad asks about you all the time. He wanted to know why you aren't coming to the 4th of July party at his new lakehouse.

[baslug]

it's a good question. why am i not going?

in fact, when did your dad get a lakehouse?

better yet, when did your dad get a lake?