I Have Found a Home For Myself

[bass_goddess]

Okay. Finished off that conversation with Jeannette. And it's classic. And everyone must read it. Because it makes me laugh. Thus the public entry.

Jeannette: DSLFKDS:LFKDSF
Andrea: hello to you too
Andrea: how are you tonight?
Jeannette: BORED FREAKING BORED BORED BOREDDDDDDD
Andrea: awww. i'm flirting
Jeannette: LOL
Jeannette: with who?
Andrea: some girl from nova scotia
Andrea: telling her i could out-cuddle her
Jeannette: lol o.O
Andrea: she's adorable
Jeannette: lol well thats goo
Jeannette: d
Jeannette: how did you meet heR? o.O
Andrea: okcupid. same site i met heather on. lol
Jeannette: lol well thats a wise plan
Andrea: shut up
Jeannette: NOPE
Andrea: meanie@!
Jeannette: YUP!
Jeannette: oh how the tables have turned
Andrea: and YES that @ was supposed to be there.....
Jeannette: Oh of coooourse it was
Andrea: lol
Andrea: you're... you're.... being like me! that's not fair! i'm the cruel one in this friendship!
Jeannette: Aw, does little andrea feel upset that her positions been taken over? AWW! AWW! are you gona cry? =(
Andrea: hahahahahahaha!
Jeannette: come on
Jeannette: -poke-
Jeannette: CRY
Jeannette: cry !
Andrea: that was beautiful. i'm too busy laughing now
Jeannette: LOL Awww yay ^_^
Andrea: lol
Jeannette: Im good for something
Andrea: yes. yes you are.
Andrea: and that something is NOTHING
Jeannette: HEY NOW e_e
Andrea: sorry. needed to claim my spot back
Jeannette: Youre position has been usurped
Andrea: not anymore, jerk ass!
Jeannette: OH YES IT HAS ASSFACE
Andrea: NICE TRY, BUTTBREATH!
Jeannette: BETTER THAN YOURS, SCUMBUCKET
Andrea: YOU SMELL LIKE POO, DONKEYLIPS
Jeannette: YOU LOOK LIKE POO, MONKEYFACE
Andrea: YOU EAT POO, HORSEBUTT
Andrea: what's that, give up?
Jeannette: YOUR MOM EATS POO ASSCLOWN
Andrea: I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY MOM SO THAT INSULT FAILS, TURKEYBRAIN
Jeannette: YOU FAIL AT LIFE, CHICKENNECK
Andrea: NOBODY LOVES YOU AND YOU'RE ADOPTED, EMUFACE
Jeannette: MORE PEOPLE LOVE ME THAN YOU DIPSHIT
Andrea: I HAD SEX MORE RECENTLY THAN YOU, SHITHEAD
Jeannette: I GET TO HAVE SEX AGAIN SOONER THAN YOU WILL ASSWIPE
Andrea: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT CUZ MAYBE I COULD GET A CHEAP WHORE, DICKBRAIN
Jeannette: YOU COULDNT EVEN GET A CHEAP WHORE DICKFACE
Andrea: AT LEAST I'M NOT A CHEAP WHORE, SMUTBAG
Jeannette: IM OBVIOUSLY NOT A CHEAP WHORE, SKANKORAMA
Andrea: YES YOU ARE YOU DIRTY, DIRTY SLUT, HUSSYHARLOT
Jeannette: NO IM DEFINATLY NOT YOU HOEBAG
Andrea: YOU HAVE NO PROOF YOU'RE NOT, SLUTWHORE
Jeannette: EXCEPT THAT IM IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP ASSMUNCH. AND YOU HAVE NO PROOF THAT I AM
Andrea: I DON'T NEED A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP TO VALIDATE MYSELF, JUST LIKE FOAMY SAYS, POOFACE
Jeannette: NEITHER DO I, I LIVED 19 YEARS WITHOUT ONE, NOW IM HAPPY WITH MYSELF ,AND IN LOVE. VALIDATE THAT, POOBREATH!
Andrea: MAKE ME, DUMBBUTT
Jeannette: OOOH GOOD ONE
Andrea: I TRY, BULGEGUT
Jeannette: OBVIOUSLY NOT VERY HARD, MONKEYFEET
Andrea: NO SHIT, MONKEYFEETISASHITTYINSULT
Jeannette: WELL SINCE YOU HAD SUCH SHITTY ARGUMENTS, I THOUGHT I WOULD DROP MY INSULTS DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL, SHITFORBRAINS
Andrea: BUT MONKEYFEET ARE QUITE SIMILAR TO HUMAN FEET SO THAT WAS MORE OF AN OBSERVATION THAN AN INSULT, NOBRAIN
Jeannette: NO, ACTUALLY IT IMPLIES THAT YOU ARE MORE APELIKE IN APPEARANCE AS WELL AS YOUR INTELLIGENCE TRASHHEAP
Andrea: BETTER APELIKE THAN BUTTLIKE LIKE YOU, GARBAGEMAN
Jeannette: BETTER BUTTLIKE THAT SHITLIKE YOU POOPSMITH
Andrea: WHATTHEFUCK YOU JUST CALLED ME APELIKE YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK AND CALL ME SHITLIKE, HOMSAR
Jeannette: YOU CAN BE BOTH, SCUZZO
Andrea: YOU'RE JUST INDECISIVE, PSEUDOINTELECTUAL
Jeannette: ILL INDECISIVE YOU, CLOWNFEET
Andrea: SO WHAT IF MY FEET ARE LARGER THAN THE AVERAGE, I FAIL TO BE INSULTED HERE, BUCKTOOTH
Jeannette: WELL YOU SHOULD BE INSULTED, ITS QUITE A SETBACK GREASEMONKEY
Andrea: UNFORTUNATELY YOU FAIL, SMELLYPEON
Jeannette: BETTER TO FAIL ONCE THAN TO BE A CONSTANT FAILURE, FATASS
Andrea: MY ASS IS OF AN AVERAGE SIZE, DUMBBUTT
Jeannette: YEAH OR SO YOU THINK. AND DUMBBUTT? THATS BENEATH EVEN YOU, VOMIT INDUCING TRAMP
Andrea: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A TRAMP, HUSSY MCSLEEPSAROUNDALOT
Jeannette:PFT, SEEING AS SLEEPING AROUND ALOT IS THE FURTHEST THING FROM WHAT I DO, YOURE INSULT IS LAUGHABLE, PONDSCUM
Andrea: AT LEAST I CAN STILL COME UP WITH SEXUAL INSULTS, DICKSUCKER
Jeannette: I FIND SEXUAL INSULTS BENEATH ME, DUMBFUCK
Andrea: FUCK IS A SEXUAL WORD, FUCKFACE
Jeannette: ONLY WHEN USED IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS, FUCKTARD
Andrea: I'M RUNNING OUT OF INSULTS, POOEATER
Jeannette: THATS OBVIOUS, SLIMEBALL
Andrea: SCREW YOU, NUMTARD
Jeannette: NO THANKS, FISHFACE
Andrea: YOU KNOW YOU WISH I WOULD, GUTSTENCH
Jeannette: I WOULD RUN IN FEAR IF YOU TRIED, SYPHILISWHORE
Andrea: MY GOD THAT INSULT IS CLASSIC, SARSBREATH
Jeannette: IM GLAD YOU APPRECIATED IT, MAGGOTBREATH
Andrea: ANYTIME, LEMURFACE
Jeannette: IM SICK OF CAPSLOCK, GREASYFISHMONGER
Andrea: AS AM I, TURTLERAPIST
Jeannette: OH NOW WTF IS THAT, CREATURE OF LITTLE INTELLIGENCE
Andrea: IT'S A PERSON WHO RAPES TURTLES, MS. I CAN'T FIGURE OUT OBVIOUS THINGS
Jeannette: I WAS IN SHOCK FROM THE EXTREMELY LOW CALIBUR OF THAT INSULT, FUTURE PLASTIC SURGERY PATIENT
Andrea: YOUR INSULT IS WEAK AS I HAVE NO INTENTION OF EVER HAVING PLASTIC SURGERY, BUTTSMELL
Jeannette: YOU SHOULD REALLY RECONSIDER, BASED ON YOUR APPEARENCE, AND BUTTSMELL IS HARDLY EVEN AN INSULT, LARDBUCKET
Andrea: I'LL JUST TRY HARDED NEXT TIME, ASSSNIFFER
Jeannette: THATS ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER, YOU...YOU...YOU...LESBIAN!!
(yeah im so friggin done with this x_x lmao)
Andrea: haha. truce? since that obviously doesn't insult me?
Andrea: and this is totally going in my lj

And then we had some after comments. And by we, I mean Jeannette.

Jeannette: lol I just re read it and im drying with laughter x.x
Jeannette: uh
Andrea: lol
Jeannette: *Crying
Jeannette: *dries with laughter* lol o-o