Kissing someone for 1 minute burns 26 calories.

Giving oral sex massages the jaw... while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins.

Having nice SEX burns 358 Calories.

Having RoUgH SEX burns 543 calories. <---(make it hurt)

So the lie now is my weapon ( Read more... )

Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up ( Read more... )

"now i hate when some crazy bitch says ' let be friends' yeah i wanna be the friend thats fucking u in the ass bitch. thats the friend i wanna be" - Chris Rock

So let me take this medicine ( Read more... )

well last night we drop a litter of 15 of full blooded pits and i mean full blooded. well if you've seen my nigga stone you will know that these puppies arent no joke! they are going for 3g's for who dont know that means 3 thousand. if you think you can talk me down to a reasonable price let me know!!!!!!! and i'll see what i can do ( Read more... )

warped tour was the shit!!! Fuckin Senses Fail was fucking amazing and so was thrice and underoath. the offspring strung out emery my chemical romance were great. but i got to give to sense fails pits cuz they fucked me up!!!ask chris

never again never fucking again!!!!

Behind Blue Eyes Tab by Limp Bizkit ( Read more... )

some people are just little bitches!!!!!!!

and most of them will remain nameless!!!!