Super Creature

[bassy]

I have been pondering at work, yes pondering! What sort of super creature would be the King of super creatures?

The world of the animals has a vast array of species ranging from Arachnids to Crustacean,

The variety of trophic levels and the drastic differences between parasite, predator and prey!

It has befuddled me and comuddled me, which two

Comments

[lez_g]

I think they did that in the 80s with the Wuzzles, with things like things 1/2 rabbit 1/2 hippo

[bassy]

Do I smell Biology?

Here's my view. I'd first take a T-Rex because it's already king of the animal kingdom, and i'd breed it with...AN ANT. YOU HEARD ME.

An Ant is well documented as having the most perfect genes ever recorded, so my species wouldn't mutate or go colour blind or get athsma or some other genetic death sentance. It's also highly organised and knows how to serve the queen (Which in this instance would be a king and would be myself). A T-REX with ten times it's own strength with perfect DNA and agility? Yes please. You can keep the seas. Come the next Ice Age Tyrantosaurus Rex will simply mate with...A BOAT.

[gemlil]

OM MY GOD! *spasms* just when I thought you couldnt get any better, you wow me with the MOTHER FUCKIGB WUZZLES!! I love them!! with a passion.. well bumblelion has got taht certain charismatic charm.

[bassy]

The wuzzles wow wot an unexpected post there Lezzy G

[lez_g]

T-rex no way would that be part of the super animal! Look at its crap little stumpy arms and it dosnt even have thumbs, how would it open any sort of lid or lock?

[bassy]

God Damn you Lez G.

The Tyrantosauras (Good one Bass!... :| ) Doesn't need to open jars when it can CRUSH them out of existance x 10. With the Ant coming a long, T-Rex gets a helpful, yet spindly, extra 6 arms. Which may I add, can help it to climb walls and march horizontally. Absolute perfection.

Now to find my ol' mate John Hammond.

Ant = Good

[bassy]

Ok so we've found one creature we all agree on, score Brooksey

[bassy]

PS GEMLIL YOU DISSAPOINT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[bassy]

How about throwing God himself in to be bred with. Nailed.

How about the old faithful Owl/equally impressive bird of prey.

- Night Vision
- 360 degree vision
- The ability to fly
- Natural predatory instinct
- Talons and Beak

Ants make their own colonies if they can't find queens. Now that's independence.

DB

[lez_g]

im not sure about super animal but we could make the worlds ugliest animal but using a Hatchetfish