Comments | bassy: Seems to me I'm just another Cog in the System

bassy

Seems to me I'm just another Cog in the System

Jan 03, 2005 09:53

I was int car with Biggsy and Bass while on the way home from an enjoyable evening with the girls and boys from old and Robbie Williams - Come Undone resounded from the airwaves in Biggsy very low roofed corsa *strains and cracks crooked neck back into place from a 45 degree angle //\\ *yeah thats supposed to be my neck* anyway, I occured to me * ( Read more... )

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bassy January 3 2005, 13:40:15 UTC

*Weeps*

And no maybe diluted but if it was propelled hard enough, or by a spray of darts?

bassy January 3 2005, 15:49:05 UTC

If I were an animal, I'd carry the most toxic thing I could that wouldn't BURN ME ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE. I'd say that's why they don't have acid inside them.

My original post is this:

"LOL you listen to Robbie Williams"

D.B

bassy January 4 2005, 01:11:58 UTC

So your saying Stomach acid aint potent surely they could evolve a lining????
And Rob will = Ledge

bassy January 4 2005, 04:49:37 UTC

Nah I aint saying that. I'm saying we've evolved a protective lining around our stomach, octopus's haven't.

bassy January 4 2005, 17:29:56 UTC

Thats what I mean Sgt Cum Stain! Look what a failure of evolution its almost as bad as the Jelly Fish!!

bassy January 4 2005, 18:36:18 UTC

I think ink works better anyway. They blind their foes rather than hitting them with a neutralised acid.

Probably the same reason we haven't evolved a bottle opener for a finger.

gemlil January 4 2005, 19:54:57 UTC

YOU!!! SIR!!!!! ARE THE SINGLE FUNNIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!

You have a perfect balance between arrogance and humilty 80:20,
You're a master of physical and verbal comedy.
You chat only the finest of shit, and give your full, behind everything you believe in , or dont *love* *dies*

If for some reason I ever end up on death row , my dying wish would be a single hug from the Beadmeister.

Forever in awe, Gremlil x

bassy January 6 2005, 01:24:37 UTC

aaaaah I love you Gremlil!!!!!!

By the way this wernt meant to be one of those sorry for self posts that asks for comfort or shit like that, But if your offering you comfort I will duely accept!

Anyway....I dont understand the finger gag/point??? Call me stupid but do we use bottle openers for defence? *confused expression spreads across brow*

Ok so Acid would neutralise/dilute? But what about poison darts? That way death ensues and the octupus getsa a free meal?

bassy January 6 2005, 16:08:17 UTC

Nah, the point was if you could design what you'd evolve, chances are you'd pick cool things like X-ray vision or swiss army knife fingers, but that just don't happen.

I don't think an Octopus eats its predators...WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD WEB DIAGRAMS *Melt down*

Also darts would be slowed down in the water too? Just like when you throw a punch underwater, it just wont hurt!

D.B - Fuck age varification.