theatrical_muse q: Who would you trade lives with / what would you do?

[bastard_john]

Eh. Tell you the truth, 'm not exactly consumed by envy of anyone else's life in particular just now... so if you'll gimme a minute, I've got to go through me list of enemies here. Lemme find the bastard who most deserves a good kick in the teeth, all right? I'll trade lives with him, and let him take all the shite I know's comin' my way

Comments

[vivian_shaw]

One of the best answers I've seen in a long time, that.

[cold_hope]

london_noir is up and running. dirty_old_town was taken, the bastards.

[lytii_intuition]

Nice answer. Very conniving.

...Me, I couldn't trade lives with anyone even if I wanted to. It's a hard deal not existing, sometimes. But the perks are brilliant, and I'm not complaining. I'll leave that to you mortals who actually have a right to it.

[lytii_intuition]

Y'know, John, if you aren't too busy (but who isn't these days?) you might consider stopping by my place for a drink. Try not to get lost in the gardens on the way - interesting as the statuary may be, some of it isn't meant for mortal eyes. People have been known to get headaches.

[rayharper]

(( (mun coughs) Callum Keith Rennie. >.> ))